What's in a name?
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What's in a name?
Kick out all immigrants and people on benefits and leave the evil EU
widuran Bertram,
If only you meant it, I could recommend one of your posts for the very first time ever.
What's in a name?
"Slow news day, eh?
Chris G"
Sure seems so. I would like to reopen the debate on the Muslim niqab & jilbab, in view of the fact that a police killer may have used them to fool our stupid passport control people and escape the country and justice.
What's in a name?
"I'm only 23 and so haven't thought about names just yet. Need a wife first before I can have kids. Any takers?
[Martin1983], London, United Kingdom"
Yea - I'm up for it. I'm a 22 stone male, tattoed all over, leading driver on a dustcart, prepared to play Mum and have enough cash for one go at IVF - interested?
What's in a name?
A prime examploe of a bad choice of name? Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's child's name. I wonder how many seconds it will take for other kids to turn:
Shiloh Pitt
to
Piloh Sh*tt
?
What's in a name?
The media details the lives of two men being questioned over the Ipswich murders. Could this jeopardise a future trial?
I guess they'd all need moderation; and the HYS staff are too busy scoffing mince pies & necking mulled wine....
Gareth Evans, Birmingham, United Kingdom
Did they have entertaining first names? Coz if not it's kind of irrelevant on here.
What's in a name?
A killer may have fleed the country in a niqab, Is freedom of expression compromising security?
David Irving is released after being imprisoned for holocaust denial. Is it ludicrous that someone be locked up for expressing a point of view?
The media details the lives of two men being questioned over the Ipswich murders. Could this jeopardise a future trial?
I guess they'd all need moderation; and the HYS staff are too busy scoffing mince pies & necking mulled wine....
What's in a name?
Years ago there was a pub in Cardiff which had an old telephone box in the corner. Whenever a new barmaid would start one of us would call the bar from the box, & if she answered we'd ask if there was a Michael Hunt in the bar, but he's known as Mike. She'd then walk round the bar shouting 'is Mike Hunt in the bar!!!'
Oh, happy days!
What's in a name?
I used to work as a benefit processor, and the best name I ever came across was Mrs Faniwanger - and no, it wasn't a joke.
If I had children I would chose Lily Megan(Lily was my greatgrandmother's name)for a girl or Charlie for a boy (my greatgrandad's name)
What's in a name?
"I'm only 23 and so haven't thought about names just yet. Need a wife first before I can have kids. Any takers?
[Martin1983], London, United Kingdom"
>>
Yea - I'm up for it. I'm a 22 stone male, tattoed all over, leading driver on a dustcart, prepared to play Mum and have enough cash for one go at IVF - interested?
- Britain's Ruined"
Wow, you're even better than the other person! Grab your coat, you've pulled!
[Martin1983], London, United Kingdom"
Too late - got better offer
What's in a name?
i have 4 children and they are called phillipe phloppe, mingle von dingle, buttimuncho and dave.
What's in a name?
I heard that Vijay Singh wants to marry Nick Faldo's old caddy Fanny,he wants to make her...wait for it!......Fanny singh
What's in a name?
"Im suprised mohamad is not at number 1 for boys yet, those b***** are breeding like mad, if they stop blowing them selfs up on trains we may have to many!"
James Hughes, Southampton, United Kingdom
Your parents should have named you "Ray Cyst". You are. Is it genetic or something you do as a hobby?
What's in a name?
Heard the one about the chav mum with ten kids, all called Wayne? Why call them all Wayne she was asked? So I can call them all in for dinner at once she says. What about when you need to distinguish them, she was asked. Simple she says, I just use their surnames!!!
What a nasty, racist, stereotyped, disgusting joke! You should be ashamed of yourself for such bottom-scraping prejudice masquerading as humour.
Michelle, London
Oh please chill out! And why pray, is this joke racist?
What's in a name?
Im suprised mohamad is not at number 1 for boys yet, those b***** are breeding like mad, if they stop blowing them selfs up on trains we may have to many!
What's in a name?
What happened to the Muhammed post? I thought that was a valid point!
What's in a name?
I once met two Scottish "gay" boys called Ben Down and Phil McCrevice.
What's in a name?
Under 'List of unusual personal names' on Wikipedia, there was a child named Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116 (pronounced Albin!) in Sweden which was rejected by the courts. A child in Kent is called Depressed Cupboard Cheesecake. Someone changed his name to Yorkshire Bank PLC Are Fascist B*****ds because they charged him £20 when he went overdrawn by £10. I used to work for YB and they were s***e. With this latest thing of getting bank charges back, I can see some people do this.
What's in a name?
"Given the faceless socialist PC idiots who run this country I'm surprised there isn't a law requiring you to call your child 'Mohammed'."
Watch out, Julie P will come and laughably say "MOST RACIST COMMENT EVER!!!"
Oh and Phil B is a baby as usual but it's OK, he's a lefty so he gets away with all of it.
What's in a name?
The obvious HYS today was the murderer of the WPC possibly leaving the country in a veil. I bet a lot of people have been itching to comment on that issue, is there a problem with that debate? By the way, in 2020 the most popular boys name in the UK will be Mohammed.
What's in a name?
Anyone else noticed that regular correspondent on HYS Phil B has the same name as the communist traitor Kim Philby? A coincidence or what? I believe Phil B tend to have the whiff of the left about him...
Kev, Chester
Damn, you've found me out, comrades I must know swallow the secret cyanide capsule.
What's in a name?
regular correspondent on HYS Phil B has the same name as the communist traitor Kim Philby? A coincidence or what? I believe Phil B tend to have the whiff of the left about him...
Kev,
Damn, you've found me out, comrades I must know swallow the secret cyanide capsule.
phil b,
A whiff? More like an entire sewage farm of leftiness. The man is a commie!
Phil, if you put it in a christmas pudding, it would even taste right! Merry Xmas!
What's in a name?
A lot of my friends have very unfortunate names too. Only the other week I went to the pub with a Hugh Jardon. Whilst there we met with some friends who were Will Hung and Isaac Cox. Later on I left with a Hugh Janus.
What on earth were their parent's thinking of, eh?
What's in a name?
Thanks for deleting my last comment you miserable hypocrits. So it's ok for people to plaster fictious "My C * nt"s and "Droopy C * ck"s all over but my "Hugh Jardon" isn't good enough for you? Merry Xmas? Bah Humbug!!
What's in a name?
A guy at work is called Mike Hunt. He is about 60 years old. No, we don't have a P.A. system.
What's in a name?
Willy, Dick, M * nge, W * nk, Muff & Fanny are all listed as the surnames of directors of UK companies. I kid you not, I've just run them through our credit reference database. I know it's purile but it brightens up a dull day.
What's in a name?
A few years back I used to work in a call centre and possible came as close as i ever have to wetting myself through laughter when a client called in, gave me his client number and it brought up the following name:
Mr Roberto C*nto.
Thats the whole truth and nothing but. Needless to say i rapidly passed on the client code to all my workmates and watched the fits and giggles spread like wild fire.
What's in a name?
We've got a chap at our work called Mike C0ck. I had to phone him once, but someone else picked up the phone. I said "Hello, I'm trying to get hold of Mike C0ck". Needless to say my colleagues fell about laughing.
What's in a name?
"Having lived in Texas, I am impressed at the number of kids with Texas place names as their first name. I've heard of Houston, Austin, Dallas, and probably others.'
But you got to love "DEBBIE DOING DALLAS"........or was it huston first and then austin??
What's in a name?
What about serious multilpe names? I went to school with someone who's parents named him after all their heroes, he was called Frederick Ulysis Carl Kevin Oliver Frank Felix Charles Umperdinck Nigel Theodore.
What's in a name?
Given the faceless socialist PC idiots who run this country I'm surprised there isn't a law requiring you to call your child 'Mohammed'.
What's in a name?
Girls with slutty names are cool, leave them alone.
What's in a name?
To Suzy Roe..
Yes, I'd call a child Stalin, why? Better name than Suzy btw.. Or is it Sue officially? Named after a glove puppet? lol Is your brother called Sweep or Sooty?
Get a sense of humour..
What's in a name?
If Lembit Opik has a baby with Gabriella Irimia, will the baby be called a "Cheeky B@st@rd "?
MODS : why can't you post the slang for "illegitimate" without being censored ?
What's in a name?
I work at a financial company and have to look at forms of identification sent in by customers.
On a few occasions I have come across really silly names...
Mr Nasty B@stard
Mr Don Key
The second one is my favourite as the reason for changing his name was because he thought it would be hilarious!...
I'm sure he has many job offers and girls hanging off his arm after that bright idea...
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