Are you getting away this Easter?
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The following comments were censored from this thread on the BBC's 'Have Your Say' section of their news website.
Are you getting away this Easter?
I'm staying put and having a nice relaxing vacation away from the rest of the world.
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Tony Blair, Gordon Brown, Industry 'fat-cats', Immigrants, Catholics, The Nanny State, Working Parents, the NHS, people who believe in Global Warming, the Upper Class, the Lower Class, the Middle Class (!), the Prison system, Traffic Wardens, the Royal Family, the Media, Speed Camera's, the Obese, Teachers, the Military, people with slightly dodgy grammar and of course...the BBC.
AND people with Ginger Hair.
Jeez... do I have to think of everything?
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We are running a charity book sale at St Andrew's Parish Centre Droitwich on Saturday 7th From 10am to 12.30pm. Most books are 50p or less and all the proceeds go to Droitwich Lions Club. So have a happy Easter whatever you are doing. If you want a book to read you now know where to come!
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My weekend starts tonight when I bury my head in my neighbours breasts!
Hopefully she'll like the two eggs I'll be putting in her mouth!
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Better yet, what about getting rid of religion?
Woo Hoo, Europe
Good idea, lets nuke the home of religious fundementalism....the USA.
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Think I'll go and get my nipples pierced and hang a minature Faberge egg from each to celebrate Easter.
Jon Deakin, Northenden, United Kingdom
Do be careful!Isn't that how Jesus died?
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Stop all the fish puns, its so shellfish!
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Wanna talk about fish? I cod do with a laugh, I've got a haddock.
Martje Ross
no Martje, it's easter, please theme the jokes. my favourite is:
"latest headlines: Duracell bunny charged with battery"
*waits for a large groan*
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I think Easter proves what a selfish person Jesus was. Not content with parlour tricks involving showing off, feasting and drinking sessions with his mates, he cures only his own death!?
Any chance of some real miracles mate? What about curing disease and famine?
Or how about some peace on Earth?
Better yet, what about getting rid of religion?
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never mind one of either me or michael not being able to see the screen.... my PA just spilt sunny delight all over the videos and they're RUINED!
alan partridge, norwich, United Kingdom
I think she needs a good spank. Is she attractive, blonde and big breasted? If so I will offer to do it for you out of the goodness of my heart (and on my bank holiday weekend as well!).
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never mind one of either me or michael not being able to see the screen.... my PA just spilt sunny delight all over the videos and they're RUINED!
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""Easter is cancelled. They found the body"
D M, London, United Kingdom
Sorry - you come over as an insensitive, tiresome buffoon. Pretty much like the crass fool Johnson himself...
[koshmar20]"
Oh, lighten up...
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Fight Fight Fight Fight!
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Like the smug, bumptious idiot you prefer to call yourself, your sensitivities for other people's beliefs are secondary to the image of yourself as a "funny, witty" person.
Sorry - you come over as an insensitive, tiresome buffoon. Pretty much like the crass fool Johnson himself...
[koshmar2005], Elgin, United Kingdom
You really need to get over yourself
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No. The wife's going to her mothers and I'm having my two girlfriends over for the w/end.
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Certainly not! I am a god fearing citizen. I would never dare indulge in such disgusting acts or behaviours!
[eezyweed], Belfast, United Kingdom
I always wonder why people worship something they have to fear.
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hmmm, I have analyzed. Your friends friend.....hmmm, Are you the gay one? The transexual?
[politeDevoz], Portsmouth, United Kingdom
Certainly not! I am a god fearing citizen. I would never dare indulge in such disgusting acts or behaviours!
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Well, now I have the strangest feeling that the BBC is actually trying to chat me up.
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"I have a friend who is an athiest, and he has a friend who is gay and another who is a transexual.. Analyze that!"
[eezyweed], Belfast, United Kingdom
hmmm, I have analyzed. Your friends friend.....hmmm, Are you the gay one? The transexual?
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I have a friend who is an athiest, and he has a friend who is gay and another who is a transexual.. Analyze that!
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Hence today I believe that I am acting in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator: by defending myself against the Jew, I am fighting for the work of the Lord.
Quote from Mein Kampf! Hitler believed in God!
Nazis not Atheists!
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Report says child poverty is up . Day by day our liberty is being eroded . Country overrun with illegal immigrants . And this is all the BBC can think of .
tony fenn, United Kingdom
I hope you feel better now, Tony.
All of these issues have been discussed (many to death) on HYS. What would be the point of raising them yet again? It's Easter, why not discuss it?
Ranting about stuff on a forum isn't going to change a bloody thing! If you're bothered, get off your bottom and do something about it! Or can't you be bothered?
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Eezy-weed - What is your point? Are gay people, transexuals and atheists all somehow "lesser" people to you or something?
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Why is orange jam called marmalade?
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Report says child poverty is up . Day by day our liberty is being eroded . Country overrun with illegal immigrants . And this is all the BBC can think of .
tony fenn, United Kingdom
Fancy bringing these joyous topics up at easter...tut tut. Don't they get incorporared into every single reactively moderated debate anyway regardless of topic?
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i'm going to watch all of the bond films back to back with my friend michael
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"I bet you want Hens to start producing ethnic eggs."
The Elitist
Actually I have an egg box here which contains both brown and white eggs, and they seem to be living quite happily together in the box.
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I say you didn't and that is a FACT.
LiberalLeft AndProud, United Kingdom
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Leftwing propaganda
I bet you want Hens to start producing ethnic eggs.
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"Funny how christians feel the need to tell us that they're Christian... I never make a point of telling people that i'm a non-believer."
I will no doubt be told that I amat fault for this, but what you say is also true of Gays (once on the exterior of the closet). I am making no connection between Christians and Gays. This is not a Gay bashing comment. It is merely an observation.
I do not have festivals to show the world I am a hetrosexual non believer..do I?
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Zishan - you don't need to feel sorry for atheists, most of them are like most religious people - happy to live and let live. You will find a vocal minority in every walk of life...don't let it colour your judgement of an entire group - I try not to let it colour mine.
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"As long as they aren't gay or transexual hens otherwise you would find them disgusting and hide behind your religion to defend your views. Maybe one day you will open your eyes and see the world as it is and not how you want it to be. Happy Easter to all
Stephen J Brown, Down South, United Kingdom "
Hmmm. "gay or transexual hens", eh? This is the most bonkers posting of the year. Recommend this man, everyone!
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wow! two reactively moderated HYSs today. Are the moderators on holiday, perhaps?
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To Capt Dave the Hat -
the navy say you can have both - but the football ground for Bristol Rovers will be just south of Basra. DO you want a 30,000 seater or £60,000? Don't worry, this will mean they can play in the leagues of two countries, although it doesn't guarantee they will win anything.
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Do you think we could collectively put in a request to the HYS moderators for a HYS called 'Anything goes that is completely stupid and total nonsense'?
Merson Tuffers, Staffs, United Kingdom
Lovely plan! Although to be fair there's enough nonsense posted here as it is... ;)
Can I also ask for some better forum software, so we can discuss things properly? This thing is too limited. Something like Slashdot's comment system would be nice! Then we could talk b******s a bit more efficiently. :)
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i hate how these stupid atheists have a bone to pick with religious people. all they are doing is trying to feel special on a religious holiday by bashing it cause they think that they cant participate in it.
the truth is that you can. i have gone to synagogues and prayed with muslims before. the least you can do is just tolerate it. God still loves you.
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"to me my way of life, and to you yours" [Quran 109:6] Zishan K Manchester, United Kingdom
Some other quotes from this "holy" book...
"Fight and slay the pagans [Christians] wherever ye find them and seize them, confine them, and lie in wait for them in every place of ambush" (Surah 9:5)
"Those who follow Muhammad are merciless for the unbelievers but kind to each other." (Qur'an 48:29)
"Enmity and hatred will reign between us until ye believe in Allah alone." (Qur'an 60:4)
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Trying saying 'beercan' without sounding like a Jamaican saying bacon.
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To continue with the bit about the first page of the bible being found... Apparently there was a huge mistake made. Someone transposed the first and last letters of the word dog. Now look at the mess we're in...!
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Easter's great. A celebration of the life and death of the Easter Bunny, who died on the hot cross bun, but was then resurected 3 days later as a chocolate egg filled with smarties.
Let's not forget the true meaning of Easter, and the willingness of this bunny to give his life for our chocolate.
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You really need to get over yourself
Stephen J Brown
You really need to be less selfish and think of others before posting. If you had brains and a sense of right and wrong you'd be lethal.
I can't believe that you can type comments on here with a normal keyboard whilst wearing a fully fastened straitjacket. Do they know you're loose???
[koshmar2005], Elgin, United Kingdom
oooooooOOOOOOOOooooooo. Insults.. truely the response of someone with no intellect.
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"I shall be sitting in my back yard with a crate of lager and duty-free fags watching a video-nasty of English football fans.
PETER HEWITT, BOREHAMWOOD, United Kingdom"
If you have eyes in your moronic head, you might catch sight of a few Fascist Latino coppers.
william shears, London, United Kingdom
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Oooh,definetly not commie Latino coppers then?
Only a moron can judge someones politics via
TV.
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"I shall be sitting in my back yard with a crate of lager and duty-free fags watching a video-nasty of English football fans.
PETER HEWITT, BOREHAMWOOD, United Kingdom"
If you have eyes in your moronic head, you might catch sight of a few Fascist Latino coppers.
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I think he was talking about the Western world, and I know atheists in Kansas who have had hatemail, their kids have been threatened at school etc etc
Woody Guthrie, United States
Well, Columbine (in the US) was about schoolchildren being killed if they professed to be Christians, (like the institutionalised stance of atheist governments). And you call death threats from some psycho cases on a par with torturing dissidents in atheist regimes like Cuba (in the WEST) you need to get real, mate.
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I think he was talking about the Western world, and I know atheists in Kansas who have had hatemail, their kids have been threatened at school etc etc
Woody Guthrie, United States
Come on Woody, a) If you have to narrow your argument to the western world to avoid being indicted for torturing dissidents (and even then Cuba springs to mind where Human Rights Watch says the atheists torture dissidents) b) Hate mail and death threats come to anyone anywhere, including Christians. Tough cheese!
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I've had enough of over managed, shrink-wrapped, pay-and-display English countryside. Enjoy plebs!
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I've had enough of over managed, shrink-wrapped, pay-and-display English countryside. Enjoy plebs!
Mark Flett, Buxton, United Kingdom
Thank you Mark, more for us to enjoy. So where do you go? Oh he stays at home like he does every day of the year, WOW how exciting. I would rather be a pleb than a 'DUH... what can I do now whilst everybody else is enjoying the sunshine and FREE countryside' dork.
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If you are thinking of coming to Barcelona - dont bother. Its been raining for the last three days and is forecast for 4 more. But if your are flying from Britain I hope the airport in question makes a better fist of it than Stansted did in October. 'Sorry madam you have a laptop & a handbag, which are you going to pay to have put in the hold? Not got any Pounds. Oh, I dont know about that. Just go and asked over there - Everybody else will have to wait ten minuites more. This is a true story!
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Always jumping on any religiously-inclined topic to loudly declare that there is no God and that people who believe in a higher intelligence are morons; always hoping to offend, or to be met with retaliations about hellfire; always appearing to challenge the universe to produce some sort of Hollywood-esque biblical miracle that will convince in Technicolor...
If I didn't know better, I'd say that atheists are more obsessed with God than anyone else. And that's why I don't believe in atheists
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And the point of this on HYS is ? How about more important issues ! Presumably this is easier for the thought police at the BBC to control.
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If only it could be moderated to remove this sort of crap from america.
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The left and Muslims are still clinging onto the crusades excuse for dear life.
The left use it when doing their apologist malarkey, and the Muslims use it when people point to the fact that 90% of the world's conflicts involve Muslims.
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Don't forget that Hitler was a christian and used christianity as an excuse for genoicide. Equating extreme communist regimes with atheism....is ludicrous
LiberalLeft And[L]oud, United Kingdom
No, LLP, equating Hitler with Christians is ludicrous, but as every government ever with atheists in charge up to now has slaughtered dissidents wholesale, I just hope you lot never take charge of more western countries than Cuba. And Nya Nya, I get to answer you because this is reactively moderated..
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And those who have murdered doctors who perform abortions ..As was the inquisition, the crusades?
LiberalLeft And[L]oud, UK
LLP, you said that Christians in the west are not persecuted, and you forgot Cuba, where according to Human Rights watch, dissidents are still imprisoned and tortured, including Christians. And ATHEIST governments have been responsible for more carnage in the 20th century than all the religious crusades and inquisitions in HISTORY. Pretty hard to spin out of that!
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And the point of this on HYS is ? How about more important issues ! Presumably this is easier for the thought police at the BBC to control.
[sirmilfordman], Leeds, United Kingdom
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They did post a more important HYS about Terrorism - but typical BBC, they didn't like the responses they got, so they ditched it after less than 24 hours.
They were hoping the top answers would include America and Terrorism.
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As it's a nice holiday ......I guess we won't be feeding any Christians to the lions !
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ha ha ..at least you can get a comment posted on this topic
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Third time lucky. And the point of this HYS is ? Why not debate something more important ? For a country raised on the principles of freedom of speech I am alarmed that postings such as this are repeatedly removed by the BBC.
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Try having a day off sometimes, we don't all want to debate how bad this government is, the war on terror, Marine hostages, global warming etc all the time you know! sometimes its nice to have a change.
johnboy carey, newtownards, United Kingdom
Glad to see such a high level of debate. I would seriously suggest you have a major change.
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Third time lucky. And the point of this HYS is ? Why not debate something more important ? For a country raised on the principles of freedom of speech I am alarmed that postings such as this are repeatedly removed by the BBC.
Sickov Blair, Farsley
Friend ....Freedom is just an illusion !
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and want the ordinary general public to pay for them. I guess i'm now going to be called (rather predictably) a Daily Mail reader...
Stephen J Brown, Down South, United Kingdom
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You're against funding the biggest Mosque in Europe?
That's Islamophobic, put down the Daily Mail :)
Actually I would suspect most of the cash would come from Saudi and elsewhere. They're more than happy to pay for the spread of Islam in Europe.
Sorry Charles Martel, we have disappointed you.
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Yes, i'm looking forward to an Easter break from my PC and especially HYS. Or, as it should be renamed - the opinions of LiberalLeft AndProud.
1,142 posts to date!?!?!?!?!?!
Obviously no BBC biase there!
James Harrison, London
Maybe not if they don't delete my answers to him again resubmitted at 1520 and 1527 GMT. I can't seem to get my posts to stay if they disagree with this guy. What's going on??
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Steven McDaniel, Sand Springs, United States
Its a plot, my posts are NEVER deleted and no-one has posted more than me. The BBC is plotting against you Steven, along with muslims and those godless communists. Truly pathetic.
LiberalLeft AndProud, United Kingdom
They deleted my comment to the pair of you. All I said was for you both to put your handbags down and enjoy the holiday. Stop squabling for god's sake.....excuse the pun.
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Maybe not if they don't delete my answers to him again resubmitted at 1520 and 1527 GMT. I can't seem to get my posts to stay if they disagree with this guy. What's going on??
Steven McDaniel, Sand Springs, United States
Its a plot, my posts are NEVER deleted and no-one has posted more than me. The BBC is plotting against you Steven, along with muslims and those godless communists. Truly pathetic.
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This have your say is on whether you are going away this easter, it's not a debate on the rights and wrongs of religion.Stay on topic folks.
[straightalker]
Apologies, I didn't realise you were a BBC moderator. The thing about reactively moderated subjects is that it actually lets the discussion grow and expand. If you don't like that maybe you should move to China?
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Its a plot, my posts are NEVER deleted and no-one has posted more than me.
LiberalLeft AndProud, United Kingdom
See you on newssniffer1 ;-)
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every government ever with atheists in charge up to now has slaughtered dissidents wholesale, I just hope you lot never take charge of more western countries than Cuba.
Steven McDaniel, Sand Springs, United State
I hold no brief for Cuba. There are atheists in government here in the UK as well as believers. I merely stated that atheism does not = evil, as christianity does not automatically = good. I don't hate Christians, I just think that based on science, their beliefs are wrong.
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How about we close this HYS and open the Terrorism one which was up for less than 24 hours, and quickly shut by the BBC because they didn't like the posts coming through?
They set it up for a round of anti-American bashing, but got an ear full about Islamists and decided to retreat like the leftist weasels that they are.
Unless the BBC host can provide us with a decent answer as to why that HYS was only open for 24 hours?
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"I see the the fascist SS Heir Mod deleted my post."
The Elitist.
No, it was probably the Invisible Man.
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Oh, and Elitist, please change the record.
Martje Ross
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Sounds like a lefty, smells like a lefty.....
I see the fascist SS Heir Mod deleted my post.
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Er excuse me ........is this the right place to come for an argument?
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You all fail at life.
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You all fail at life.
The Elitist
Maybe so. But hey! At least, unlike you, we've got a decent grip on reality.
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You all fail at life.
The Elitist
I bet somebody hasn't got any Easter eggs this year.
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Elitist, I thought the same thing! Then I thought Jane must be joking. She IS joking, right????
[TennSteve], Tennessee, United States
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hahah no, I think she's a lefty.
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The left have waged war against white Christianity in this country, while at the same time promoting immigration & support for the immigrants to retain their way of life.
The obvious example is with Muslims. Now we have a situation where more Muslims go to Mosque than Christians go to Church. Traitors like Red Ken want to build MEGA Mosques.
The Elitist
and want the ordinary general public to pay for them. I guess i'm now going to be called (rather predictably) a Daily Mail reader...
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People like LiberalLeft AndProud are the reason this country has gone to pots.
I don't understand why you hate Christianity so much?
Chris Smith
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The left have waged war against white Christianity in this country, while at the same time promoting immigration & support for the immigrants to retain their way of life.
The obvious example is with Muslims. Now we have a situation where more Muslims go to Mosque than Christians go to Church. Traitors like Red Ken want to build MEGA Mosques.
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So sorry, the posting I just made was meant for another topic, Blair's Video. Still, one could travel on on a Boob Tube!
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For the Blair Babes, how about Boob Tubes?
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Thanks J-man for what you did on the cross for us -2000 years back. I look forward to the big gathering.
J Lambert, Eaglescliffe, United Kingdom
You're in for a nasty surprise when you die
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The bible is just a set of rules of how to get by in the middle east 2000 years ago. Anyone who thinks there is any relevance to modern western life in the 21st century is seriously deluded.
Ok, lets all love each other (except my father in law, that's asking too much), but apart from that, what is there? This also applies to every other religion too. What on earth is the point of going round dressed in garb that is more appropriate for desert life? Would I wear a trenchcoat in the Sahara?
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Easter has been a real eye-opener for me. I live in the backwater of Kent but went to London. As we walked through a rather busy Regents Park i was struck by the fact that we saw only 3 white families the whole time - made me feel much further from home!
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Thanks J-man for what you did on the cross for us -2000 years back. I look forward to the big gathering.
J Lambert, Eaglescliffe, United Kingdom
You're in for a nasty surprise when you die
Leonard Day, Cardiff, South Wales, United Kingdom
We're the ones in for a surprise if he's right. If we're right, no surprise , just the end.
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"Anyone who thinks [the Bible has] any relevance to modern western life in the 21st century is seriously deluded"
Leonard Day, Cardiff
Every civilization is built on the understanding of a religion. To say that there is no relevance today is simple ignorance.
'Thou shall not kill', etc.. is still valid today. There were times and places where it was perfectly acceptable to kill anyone for any reason. Without a history of Religion we would all still live in a very barbaric world.
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"Thanks J-man for what you did on the cross for us -2000 years back. I look forward to the big gathering."
J Lambert, Eaglescliffe, United Kingdom
"You're in for a nasty surprise when you die"
Leonard Day, Cardiff, South Wales, United Kingdom
"We're the ones in for a surprise if he's right. If we're right, no surprise , just the end."
LiberalLeft AndProud, United Kingdom
LLP, I am in agreement with you there. But yours is the most dangerous, eternal gamble, my friend.
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Are not some religions hijacked by people advocating death to non believers?
[fancyapint], United Kingdom
Not hijacked at all - it is an integral part of it. For example The Qur'an says: "Fight and slay the pagans [Christians] wherever ye find them and seize them, confine them, and lie in wait for them in every place of ambush" (Surah 9:5). There are dozens of such quotes...try reading it, it's scary stuff. So much for Islam being a "religion" of peace.
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Are not some religions hijacked by people advocating death to non believers?
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There were times and places where it was perfectly acceptable to kill anyone for any reason. Without a history of Religion we would all still live in a very barbaric world.
bob bobwell, Dubai
Religion is repsonsible for most of the barbaric actions in the world today - evil cults like Islam and christianity. The human race needs to move on from these cults or we are doomed. But if we are stupid enough to worship deities, maybe that's the best thing for us.
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"You're in for a nasty surprise when you die"
Leonard Day, Cardiff, South Wales, United Kingdom
"We're the ones in for a surprise if he's right. If we're right, no surprise , just the end."
LiberalLeft AndProud, United Kingdom
LLP, I am in agreement with you there. But yours is the most dangerous, eternal gamble, my friend.
Steven McDaniel, Sand Springs, United States
I was being humorous. There is no afterlife, its a myth made by mankind to ease the pain of life, so really no gamble
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'Thou shall not kill', etc.. is still valid today. There were times and places where it was perfectly acceptable to kill anyone for any reason. Without a history of Religion we would all still live in a very barbaric world.
bob bobwell, Dubai
lol are you kidding? Tell it to the victims of The Knights Templar!
Oh, and by the way - my brother was going to be a Catholic priest & I survived a catholic school, and mother.
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Easter: The death and resurrection of Jesus, Son of God. Like it or not, it was the sin of every human past/present/future that put him on the cross. Jesus is not religion: He is an individual that you can have a spiritual relationship with. He is the epitomisation of self sacrificial love & we cannot escape the fact that he died horribly as a sacrifice for us.
Whatever you think about church/religion - when you stand before God one day and he asks you "Do you know my son", what will you say?
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"..anytime atheists get in charge of a country they ... execute those who disagree with them.."
Steven McDaniel, Sand Springs,
"Are you for real??? That is the most ridiculous thing I have ever read on these pages.tell us all who Harold Wilson and Edward Heath executed.. "
Steve Butler, Basingstoke,
FINALLY I no longer see the endless posts by atheists that religious people are responsible for all the wars. Instead it's: 'Stop calling us killers you nasty man!' My work here is done!!!
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Whatever you think about church/religion - when you stand before God one day and he asks you "Do you know my son", what will you say?
J Lambert, Eaglescliffe, United Kingdom
I never met him
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Whatever you think about church/religion - when you stand before God one day and he asks you "Do you know my son", what will you say?
J Lambert, Eaglescliffe, United Kingdom
So, you're god are you? I reckon you better forgive me then. That goes for all you believers too. Go on - forgive me.
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"LLP, I am in agreement with you there. But yours is the most dangerous, eternal gamble, my friend."
Steven McDaniel, Sand Springs, United States
"I was being humorous. There is no afterlife, its a myth made by mankind to ease the pain of life, so really no gamble"
LiberalLeft AndProud, United Kingdom
Well, LLP, as a fellow fundamentalist I find it difficult to argue with such a strong statement of faith about the afterlife!
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And He'll say: 'Sorry mate, you're not on the list!'
Steven McDaniel, Sand Springs, United States
I would imagine you and your countrymen will rather be hoping the rest of us are right and there is no god. Can't imagine what your punishment will be for being so stupid as to inflict George W Bush on the planet. Oh, but in your view that was god's will, right.
Well he's not a very bright god then, is he?
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Whatever you think about church/religion - when you stand before God one day and he asks you "Do you know my son", what will you say?
J Lambert, Eaglescliffe, United Kingdom
I never met him
[fancyapint], United Kingdom
And He'll say: 'Sorry mate, you're not on the list!'
Steven McDaniel, Sand Springs, United States
A bit presumptious of you to think you know who might be on such a list?
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Whatever you think about church/religion - when you stand before God one day and he asks you "Do you know my son", what will you say?
J Lambert, Eaglescliffe, United Kingdom
I never met him
[fancyapint], United Kingdom
And He'll say: 'Sorry mate, you're not on the list!'
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OOOOOOOOOOOFUR Pete Zake
Gods omnipitent
and Jesus loves me
Nuff said?
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I fail to understand the hateful comments being made on this HYS by some of the posters.
[Rustigjongens], Maastricht
Because it's inherant in all these religions that those of us who do not believe in them have to be "saved" or at worst killed. I also strongly object to the notion that just because I don't believe in a deity, I am some kind of evil being with no morals. I see religion as by far the biggest threat to humanity.
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"The Qur'an says: "Fight and slay the pagans [Christians]"
Are you sure that isn't "heathens"? Paganism is a religion (not a Christian one). Heathens are those who don't believe in God/act against him or those who you bash over the head when you feel the need to blame someone for something.
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i spent the day with the family playing games and then just chilled out in the garden making the most of the good weather. have recharged my 'batteries' for going back to work.
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Forget religion, and stop moaning about delays and congestion. Most of all enjoy your Bank Holiday city break, visit to family or week in a foreign destination, because in a couple of years we peasants will be sitting at home whilst the rich and Party apparachiks enjoy the empty roads, trains and airports brought about by New Labour's determined attempts to price all forms of transport out of the reach of the working citizen. It's not a matter of if but when.
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"And He'll say: 'Sorry mate, you're not on the list!"
I bet you he doesn't.
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Go on youtube and search for a vid entitled 'Islam around the world' - it's the top one.
It includes an intro from a BBC documentary about Islam.
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"Hitler, Franco, Pinochet, Galtieri, Bin Laden, Ivan the Terrible, Milosevic, mostly christian, all believers and all mass murderers."
Except Jesus didn't say to commit mass murder. And as for Hitler, I suggest you look up "Reich National Church" and see that it was determined to remove all things Christian.
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''NO, i was be in my garden ''..ok! ok! so i had a few beers too many!!!!!!!!!!!! I needed them to wash away the foul taste of car exhaust!!!!!!!
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I think I will go to Iran with the wife and when we get back we will sell our story and have a really good Christmas this year.
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Hitler was a practicing Roman Catholic, and admired Luther for hating the Jews, dhimmi. In Mein Kampf he said "I am convinced that I am acting as the agent of our Creator. By fighting off the Jews, I am doing the Lord's Work."
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"I don't pray, but I live my life better than many religious people. If god exists does he accept wrong-doers who pray ahead of those who lead exemplary lives and don't pray, is that what you really believe!!....you may be in for a shock one day"
Ian Paton
Well, Ian, I'm glad you're so proud of how good you are, but it's got nothing to do with going to heaven. There will be 2 types of people in Heaven, those who are perfect (are you?) and those who have accepted God's forgiveness by faith.
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"a free Easter Egg to whoever can turn this thread into a complaint about Tony Blair, Gordon Brown, Industry 'fat-cats', Immigrants, Catholics, The Nanny State, Working Parents, the NHS, people who believe in Global Warming, the Upper Class, the Lower Class, the Middle Class (!), the Prison system, Traffic Wardens, the Royal Family, the Media, Speed Camera's, the Obese, Teachers, the Military, people
An early Easter this year means that for many it will be the first long weekend of the spring and the perfect excuse for a break.
In expectation of the hordes of holidaymakers pouring out of the country, extra security guards have drafted into UK airports.
Staff at Heathrow are also getting ready for the first big test of BA's new baggage restrictions that mean passengers will only be able to check in one bag free of charge.
Flying away? Having a British break? Or just lounging around? What are you planning to do over the next few days?
Link to the BBC website for this thread