What is your weirdest mobile call?
419 published comments with 99 censored.
The following comments were censored from this thread on the BBC's 'Have Your Say' section of their news website.
What is your weirdest mobile call?
"Some bloke was annoying me on his phone so I took it from him, shoved it up his bottom and rang his number."
Oliver Cloaked
You did this AGAIN? Nobody's killed you yet?
Isn't dialling with your hand up there a bit tricky - or are you pulling our legs?
What is your weirdest mobile call?
Some bloke was annoying me on his phone so I took it from him, shoved it up his bottom and rang his number.
What is your weirdest mobile call?
Why don’t you raise the matter with your friends ‘John Bull,’ ‘Ranting Armchair Knowitall,’ etc, who all seemed to be on holiday at the same time as you.
Harry Flashman
One has to admire your obsessiveness, it is truly monumental. Has it never occurred to you that it is....SUMMER! people go on holiday! I think Herr Bull said he was going backpacking, far too strenuous for me, and I don't remember reading any of the other chap's posts.you have BEEN OUTED AS mulitple personalities, NOT ME.
What is your weirdest mobile call?
"The Kurds will be pleased to know they weren't really gassed by Chemical Ali. Go back to sleep."
Four Oh Four Pagenotfound, Windermere, United States
Would that be with the chemicals that Rumsfeld supplied to Iraq? Thought so...
Apologies for going off-topic, but 404's childish little dig demanded a response.
What is your weirdest mobile call?
Ah the subtle humour of the rightwhinger, what a joy
LiberalLeft AndProud, United Kingdom
Why don’t you raise the matter with your friends ‘John Bull,’ ‘Ranting Armchair Knowitall,’ etc, who all seemed to be on holiday at the same time as you.
What is your weirdest mobile call?
""Would that be with the chemicals that Rumsfeld supplied to Iraq? Thought so...
Apologies for going off-topic, but 404's childish little dig demanded a response.
[Londonerabroad]""
Actually it was a Dutch company via a German handling & shipping company that supplied the chemical components to Saddams regime.
Not an American company or evil neo con in sight.
Happy to correct you there.
Have a nice day.
What is your weirdest mobile call?
"I was at my Nazi party meeting. The person who called (who is unaware of my extracurricular activities) asked what all the Heil! Heil! were in the background.
Patricia Henley UK "
Is this meant to be funny?
What is your weirdest mobile call?
[1984ReturnsforReal], ENGLAND, United Kingdom
What is your date of birth and address please?
Oh..no its alright, don't bother....I'll check you BBC profile...
What is your weirdest mobile call?
I was attending a mandatory BBC training course for staff. It was a left wing convention for BBC journalists on how to be anti-Israel in a subtle manner, so as to still give the impression of impartiality.
You know the stuff - twisting of words, 'tactical omissions etc.
Anyway, my boyfriend called me up and dumped me. :( He said it was because I sucked at life and that he was bored of my left-wing claptrap.
He then donated £100 to the IDF brass band to spite me.
What is your weirdest mobile call?
Welcome back to The Elitist - we have missed you around here.
Weirdest place for a phione call - Ibstock, Leicestershire....don't ask..
Righty Rightwing
On another topic, Righty, I am almost as delighted by Dave The Chameleon's lurch to the left as you are. This is fantastic news for labour. The tories cannot win on this ground, and there are just not enough Blimps and racists to give UKIP or BNP enough votes to seize the right wing. So another 5 years for Labour! Yippee!
What is your weirdest mobile call?
Please don't be offended old chap - but I think I might well have been having sex with your sister at the time - I remember because she seemed so distracted - though, admittedly that's far from unusual these days.
Robert Sharr, London, United Kingdom
You randy old s*d Terry, i admire your guts, she went in hospital today to have the transgender reassignment operation completed.
What is your weirdest mobile call?
"Please don't be offended old chap"
Robert Sharr, London, United Kingdom
Please don't make any more 'jokes' like you did yesterday. You'll be telling me genocide is a gas next. And please stop calling women 'girlies'.
What is your weirdest mobile call?
I trust you didnt answer it old chap -it's very poor form to talk over all the girlies.
Robert Sharr, London, United Kingdom
You type like they used to speak in the old British comedies...er! are you Terry Thomas by any chance?
What is your weirdest mobile call?
[You had sex while talking to your SISTER?]
At least she wasn't ringing from the same room. unless she lived in Boston
What is your weirdest mobile call?
"ermmm... Whilst having sex... My sister called. I did actually carried on with both activities!" Anthony Perrot-Howarth, London, United Kingdom
You had sex while talking to your SISTER? Jeez you've got one hell of a thick-skin. What did you do after she hung up? Phoned your mum for a chat while you're GF finished you off?
What is your weirdest mobile call?
ermmm... Whilst having sex... My sister called. I did actually carried on with both activities!
Anthony Perrot-Howarth, London, United Kingdom
Pit the poor creature you were with.
CK Plein, United Kingdom
Cruelty to sheep is no laughing matter!
What is your weirdest mobile call?
Well, I was just sneaking up on the very last Tasmanian, when......
What is your weirdest mobile call?
I trust you didnt answer it old chap -it's very poor form to talk over all the girlies.
Robert Sharr, London, United Kingdom
You type like they used to speak in the old British comedies...er! are you Terry Thomas by any chance?
Jabba DeHutt
Our dear Robert, much loved on the HYS network, will just ignore you, and answer his mobile.
What is your weirdest mobile call?
Please don't be offended old chap - but I think I might well have been having sex with your sister at the time - I remember because she seemed so distracted - though, admittedly that's far from unusual these days.
Robert Sharr, London, United Kingdom
Are you wearing the "My Brother" costume, right now? Not Terry Thomas, Terry Scott.
Old Bean.
What is your weirdest mobile call?
I was attending a mandatory BBC training course for staff. It was a left wing convention for BBC journalists on how to be anti-Israel in a subtle manner, so as to still give the impression of impartiality.
BBC Host
LOL.
Welcome back to The Elitist - we have missed you around here.
Weirdest place for a phione call - Ibstock, Leicestershire....don't ask..
What is your weirdest mobile call?
You know the stuff - twisting of words, 'tactical omissions etc.
Anyway, my boyfriend called me up and dumped me. :( He said it was because I sucked at life and that he was bored of my left-wing claptrap.
He then donated £100 to the IDF brass band to spite me.
BBC Host
Oh god, laugh, I nearly did. You probably do suck at life. Bet you are single.
What is your weirdest mobile call?
""ermmm... Whilst having sex... My sister called. I did actually carried on with both activities!" Anthony Perrot-Howarth, London, United Kingdom"
Please don't be offended old chap - but I think I might well have been having sex with your sister at the time - I remember because she seemed so distracted - though, admittedly that's far from unusual these days.
What is your weirdest mobile call?
The weirdest place I ever got a phonecall was in Bethlehem. We were minding our own business, being tourists, when suddenly Israeli Helicopter gunships started strafing the streets and houses (like they do) and we had to take cover in The Church of Christ's Birth. The phone rang and it was Kofi Annan saying he was sorry there was nothing he could do 'cos the American insist it's Israels God given right to kill anyone they want.
What is your weirdest mobile call?
One of my other previous boyfriends was a FARC freedom fighter. He once got a call just as he was freedom fighting his way through a Colombian family.
Just to remind you guys that the BBC is sponsoring the 'hug an ethnic' day on the 25th.
Everyone should join in :)
What is your weirdest mobile call?
I'm still waiting for the phone call from Labout HQ to let me know they are monitoring my comments on HYS ;-)
[CuckooInTheNest]
Yes, I bet the running dogs of labour imperialism are quaking in their boots at the terrifying prospect of the HYS revolution. Imagine the 242 man march on Westminster, all those "angry of Tunbridge Wells" types frothing at the mouth, could create a safety hazard underfoot. No-one cares about the ranting of a minority, as the local elections proved in spades.
What is your weirdest mobile call?
So another 5 years for Labour! Yippee!
LeftLiberal AndProud
Enough time for them to introduce ID cards, which I know you are a fan of, Yippee!
There might even be time for them to finish something they’ve started.
Who am I kidding, that would take principles. Something Tone couldn’t spell, never mind understand.
He’d only make the effort if he could make some money out of it.
What is your weirdest mobile call?
"Please don't be offended old chap"
Robert Sharr, London, United Kingdom
Please don't make any more 'jokes' like you did yesterday. You'll be telling me genocide is a gas next. And please stop calling women 'girlies'.
John Chang, Glasgow
You claim not to be a public sector worker, what do you do for a living? Gordon browns financial advisor? a computer salesman for the NHS?
What is your weirdest mobile call?
Hey Satan! So where are you hiding these days? Is it true you are hiding in the mountains of Afghanistan near the Pakastani border?
kel notavailable
I heard it was the Whitehouse, or the Pentagon? Appropriate name innit?
What is your weirdest mobile call?
"John Chang, Glasgow
You claim not to be a public sector worker, what do you do for a living? Gordon browns financial advisor? a computer salesman for the NHS?"
[Buddistmonk], hull, United Kingdom
That's right. I'm not a public sector worker. My, how easily you stereotype people! Is this due to a lack of imagination.
MODERATOR: You took down my post about not calling women 'girlies' yet post total nonsense yourself.
Do you think we should laugh at it? hahaha. No.
What is your weirdest mobile call?
I was at the Church of the Nativity in Bethlehem in 2002, when all of a sudden these Palestinian Terrorists came storming in with guns blazing shooting up the church.
Apparently they had just been murdering Israelis and decided to use the Christian areas as hide outs.
As the defecated and ransacked the church, I got a call from Saeb Erkat to say there had been a "Jenin massacre"
It was later revealed he lied through his teeth - typical of that lot.
What is your weirdest mobile call?
No-one cares about the ranting of a minority, as the local elections proved in spades.
LeftLiberal AndProud
I (genuinely) hope that you are still feeling as smug and complacent in 5 years time as you are now, and that nothing has burst your little bubble of self-righteousness. I doubt you will.
What is your weirdest mobile call?
Imagine the 242 man march on Westminster, all those "angry of Tunbridge Wells" types frothing at the mouth, could create a safety hazard underfoot. No-one cares about the ranting of a minority, as the local elections proved in spades.
LeftLiberal AndProud
RECOMMEND
I am declaring home rule for Withernsea and taking over as leader, all Liberals will be ethnic cleansed with bleach. My new alliance is Cuba, hail the revolution
What is your weirdest mobile call?
A BBC Host would never joke around like that. Of course, it's a serious posting.
[Kennesaw], Dunwoody, United States
Thats because they are a bunch of up tight, left wing, namby pambies. The bbc have their hands firmly inside tony blairs trousers.
The bbc can shove their mobile phone up their 4rse.
What is your weirdest mobile call?
""Most likely for HYS posters:
1. Whilst caning an unruly child.
2. Whilst moaning about the government.
3. Whilst hunting a fox.
4. Whilst sneering at PC, loony left, liberal wasters.
5. Whilst telling foreigners how superior I am.
Alex Moores""
I say old chap,
you seem to have access to my afternoon diary itinerary.
No relation to that pudgy American millionaire lefty Micheal are you?
What is your weirdest mobile call?
You forgot:
6. Whilst complaining about censorship
7. Or something. Not just censorship. Anything I can complain about is good.
What is your weirdest mobile call?
"I could go on
pclefty lefty"
and on and on and on and on..............
What is your weirdest mobile call?
What in the world has Pclefty lefty's comment to do with this subject.Wake up moderators.
What is your weirdest mobile call?
So, this seems fairly unmoderated.
Anyone got any good jokes before we spiral into a left wing/right wing bicker-fest?
(*awaits comment deletion*)
What is your weirdest mobile call?
My new resolutions to please the Leftys:-
1 don't punish my children, let them run amok and Nulabour fine you for lack of control
2 don't moan about the government, let them spend billions on computers that dont work then turn me down for cancer drugs when i or my family are dying
3 Dont be nasty to dumb animals (Foxes)
4 Dont be nasty to dumb animals (Leftys)
5 Dont patronise foreigners, bring them here, give them money and housing, then let them blow up our children
What is your weirdest mobile call?
A lefty according to some of those who contribute to HYS:-
1) Anyone who disagrees with their point of view
2) Anyone who thinks not all Muslims are terrorists.
3) Anyone who believes human activity can possibly affect the Earth.
4)Anyone who dares say anything bad about USA/Israel
5)Anyone who dares to say nice things about immigrants
6) Anyone who is against wars if it is possible…
7) Anyone who has any leaning towards socialist policies even if it is small etc
I could go on
What is your weirdest mobile call?
Righty Rightwing, you have neither the intelligence nor the wherewithal to make telephone calls, being the lumbering, archaic dinosaur that you are.
Rather comical imagining anyone would want to talk with you, daresay any sense at least...
What is your weirdest mobile call?
"Dont patronise foreigners, bring them here, give them money and housing, then let them blow up our children" [caltech1]
Caltech1, you're wanted back at your BNP meeting! What a sad individual you are.
What is your weirdest mobile call?
What in the world has Pclefty lefty's comment to do with this subject.Wake up moderators.
[Wartonsuperman], Warton Lancashire.England., United Kingdom
Shut up you dim person, this is the only opportunity for a free for all, even if comments get zapped at least they are on for a short time, its nutz like you that constantly vote labour and are turning this country into a censured Police State. Free Speech rules, even for loony lefties and Nazi Righties...
What is your weirdest mobile call?
I'll bet that was no accident Matt. You're the man!
Last Straw, Putnam Valley, NY, United States
why thankyou!, oh what a beautiful sight it was to, still saved on phone lol
What is your weirdest mobile call?
Oy Vey.
'Leftys' and 'Rightys' are as bad as each other.
Just STFU would you, and let us get back to entertaining ourselves with tales of other people's embarassments.
What is your weirdest mobile call?
"You've never been better off, and boy does it hurt you that it's not under an arrogant tory government...
More wilderness years in the opposition..!
Weirdest place rightys have received calls? in the opposition benches!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
[koshmar2005], Elgin, United Kingdom"
Koshmar young man - if you seriously believe we presently have a "Labour" government, then I'm afraid the joke's very much on you.
What is your weirdest mobile call?
I could go on
pclefty lefty
Then the definition of lefty is self-absorbed.
What is your weirdest mobile call?
5 Dont patronise foreigners, bring them here, give them money and housing, then let them blow up our children
[caltech1]
I presume you're talking about the Irish?
What is your weirdest mobile call?
New resolutions for the rightys -
Just shut up whinging, will you?
You've never been better off, and boy does it hurt you that it's not under an arrogant tory government...
More wilderness years in the opposition..!
Weirdest place rightys have received calls? in the opposition benches!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
What is your weirdest mobile call?
Now if the BBC want to call me about my posts that:
1)Not sexist, racist, homophobic, abusive
2)Dont contain swear words or break the law in any way
3)Dont advertise etc etc
4)Dont infringe their policy in anyway
And tell me exactly why they delete them...
Now that would be the Wierdest conversation I ever have had!
What is your weirdest mobile call?
Repeat after me!
Left is RIGHT! - Left is RIGHT! - Left is RIGHT!
America - BAD
Israel - BAD
White people - BAD
Islamic freedom fighters - GOOD
Diversity - It's the essence of LIFE!
Immigration - utopia! utopia! utopia!
Now go out there and spread the left wing mantras!
Go Team-BBC!
What is your weirdest mobile call?
Chang old chap - If it's any consolation, provoking over-excitable, heart-on-the-sleeve, ribbon-wearers such as you is not just a pleasure - it's a duty.
What is your weirdest mobile call?
Balen report - BAN!
Balen report - BAN!
Now let's take a moment to pray to our God - Hugo Chavez.
What is your weirdest mobile call?
6) Doesn’t realise fighting is the stupid man's way out;
7) Hasn’t noticed the utter failure of capitalism during the 20th century.
Mike R,
6) Ask the mayors of Hiroshima & Nagasaki from 1945 what they think about your sixth form view of violence. Or the city fathers of Carthage and Troy
Fighting solves problems. Often permanently
7) Capitalism seems to have outlasted the alternatives, unless the Soviet Union has had a renaissance.
What is your weirdest mobile call?
""LiberalLeft AndProud, United Kingdom
Leftliberal AndProud, United Kingdom""
Philby's messages to us are sooooooooooo important she / he needs multpile HYS identities to cope with the outpourings from her / his unique perspective.
We in the community of the sane are so lucky to have you around Philby, it reminds us how truly blessed we are.
What is your weirdest mobile call?
Where is the strangest place you have had a call?
In the back of a BBC moderators mums car.
Oh yeah! We did the wild thang, she took it dirty!
What is your weirdest mobile call?
*** Moderator: please extract your head from your posterior and clean up the rubbish you are presiding over on this HYS. ***
John Chang, Glasgow
Moderator, Moderator, please get rid of these nasty comments, they are upsetting me Boo Hoo, GROW UP JOHN CHANG
What is your weirdest mobile call?
Every time I hit the recommend button, the comment is deleted; I think I might have become a moderator by accident?
What is your weirdest mobile call?
ACTUALLY CENTRE LEFT ARE VERY SUCCESSFUL. LOOK AT UK!
Harry Flashman
LiberalLeft AndProud,
I do, every day. It’s where I live.
If that’s your definition of a successful country, then I can see we need to take your claims to be personally prosperous with an entire jumbo sack of salt.
What is your weirdest mobile call?
Harry Flashman, as represented on HYS, is a "person" who:
1) Wants to stop people having a different P.O.V. from his half-baked ideas;
2) Hasn’t noticed that Christians are terrorists too;
3) Thinks people listen to Al Gore;
4) Has a pathological blindness to the criminal acts of the USA/Israel;
5) Thinks you can fit a brain in a Flashman;
6) Doesn’t realise fighting is the stupid man's way out;
7) Hasn’t noticed the utter failure of capitalism during the 20th century.
What is your weirdest mobile call?
Seriuosly BBC Host, is this a joke?????
[cybertrunkmonkey]
A BBC Host would never joke around like that. Of course, it's a serious posting.
What is your weirdest mobile call?
I keep getting calls from a man telling me to "Kill Tony Blair". I've already had six today.
Strange, I don't even own a mobile 'phone.
What is your weirdest mobile call?
137 rejected comments?
Looks like someone's been causing trouble....
What is your weirdest mobile call?
"Ah a great idea! Then again, your IQ is 145!!"
rosy hackney, london
No its not. My IQ is 85!
What is your weirdest mobile call?
Most likely for HYS posters:
1. Whilst caning an unruly child.
2. Whilst moaning about the government.
3. Whilst hunting a fox.
4. Whilst sneering at PC, loony left, liberal wasters.
5. Whilst telling foreigners how superior I am.
What is your weirdest mobile call?
The moderation here has gone down the pan. Like yesterday - I criticise a genocide is funny post and get taken down like today I suggest women should not be called 'girlies' yet my posts get pulled ages before the others do.
*** Moderator: please extract your head from your posterior and clean up the rubbish you are presiding over on this HYS. ***
What is your weirdest mobile call?
My phone call I have just received whilst on this HYS, from the BBC saying that they are terminating my account, as John Chang does not like me anymore?
What is your weirdest mobile call?
*** Moderator: please extract your head from your posterior and clean up the rubbish you are presiding over on this HYS. ***
John Chang, Glasgow
IF I SEE ANOTHER ONE OF THESE IM GOING TO SCREAM!! these are so unhelpfull. the whole point of have your say is to do just that. have your say. john...do us all a favour...S H U T U P!
What is your weirdest mobile call?
I thought you said thay you'd thrown your telly into a skip, so you no longer paid the licence fee?
[fancyapint], United Kingdom
I pay it for my sister - struggling student.
What is your weirdest mobile call?
"Quick go to the information pack debate, I made a comment about immigrants and Philby got his fluffy knickers in a twist.
He is crying as we speak.
[theleftiswrong] "
Good Lord he gets much worse than that old man - he hasn't even called you a "knuckle-dragging cretin" yet - hes not even warmed up.
Damn fine show though. Well done.
What is your weirdest mobile call?
So it seems odd that the Mods can constantly ban someone who pays for them to sit on their ar$e and type misleading news headlines to suit their bias.
The Elitist
I thought you said thay you'd thrown your telly into a skip, so you no longer paid the licence fee?
What is your weirdest mobile call?
Didn't Napoleon once say that the english are "a nation of shop keepers"? Well they're now a "nation of estate agents".
[fancyapint], United Kingdom
More like a nation of bloody immigrants.
[theleftiswrong]
Why do scum like this get posted? If you're so unhappy here why don't you leave? The majority don't agree with you , which is why UKIP and BNP had such pathetic results at the polls
LeftLiberal AndProud
He's at it on the other site now?
What is your weirdest mobile call?
Quick go to the information pack debate, I made a comment about immigrants and Philby got his fluffy knickers in a twist.
He is crying as we speak.
What is your weirdest mobile call?
Sometimes I think the Moderators forget that I pay their wages and for the upkeep of this website through the BBC tax - enforced by the government and the fascists driving their detection vans.
So it seems odd that the Mods can constantly ban someone who pays for them to sit on their ar$e and type misleading news headlines to suit their bias.
What is your weirdest mobile call?
wow the moderators on here are real touchy! I only asked a theoretical question regarding what would happen if the government banned elections the way the moderators ban my comments!
What is your weirdest mobile call?
*** Moderator: please extract your head from your posterior and clean up the rubbish you are presiding over on this HYS. ***
John Chang
What a objectionable person you are, almost all your comments are negative, do you actually like anyone?.
What is your weirdest mobile call?
i like how they talk about motorola now that its n trouble...
whats wrong BBC? your stock going down you filthy, greedy, one sided monopoly?
Shove it up your a**!
What is your weirdest mobile call?
Never had such experience...
Sikander Javed, Pakistan
--
No phones yet?
What is your weirdest mobile call?
"Not as bad as my Bob Marley one at the BNP rally?"
[caltech1]
How ironic. Nick Griffin would know all about racism being the member of an ethnic minority himself.
What is your weirdest mobile call?
"I bought this comment to a less moderated site to see peoples opinions on our wonderful Democracy unedited, Discuss!
[neworldorder], Withernsea, United Kingdom"
Nooooooooooooooo! I was enjoying a bicker-free (almost) HYS!
What is your weirdest mobile call?
Why doesn't David Cameron just start merger talks with Gordon Brown?
It'll make life much simpler and less confusing for those who are still under the illusion that we have choice in politics.
DC will say anything to get elected and this latest volte face shows he is interested in power not principles.
[Vulpus_rex],
I bought this comment to a less moderated site to see peoples opinions on our wonderful Democracy unedited, Discuss!
What is your weirdest mobile call?
We can discuss serious issues on a semi moderated forum. However this topic is about weird places that you've received a phone call?
[fancyapint],
No we can't, they are always fully moderated, only poinless questions like this and HIPS are reactive, If I wanted to prattle on about meaningless drivel I would subscribe to "take a break" magazine. Lets have some real issues discussed or are the Liberals scared of what the majority might say?
What is your weirdest mobile call?
I agree in that it would be good to have a reactively-moderated discussion about more important things...in theory.
But I think we all know how quickly those HYS just degenerate into slanging matches filled with pointless insults unrelated to the topic. I know - I'm guilty of it too.
What is your weirdest mobile call?
Getting a phone call from a friend or family member around midnight is pretty weird.Getting your comment published,then find that it was deleted is very weird.Considering that the comment was not offensive and only stated that you recieved a call while walking in the hills of Los Angeles in the middle of nowhere.If this is rejected,I hope the moderator would send an e-mail stating why.Thanks.
What is your weirdest mobile call?
But I think we all know how quickly those HYS just degenerate into slanging matches filled with pointless insults unrelated to the topic. I know - I'm guilty of it too.
Billy Bob
Then lets have a "left V Right" HYS to do this on, then others could debate serious topics seperately, if it gets heated move to the slanging HYS. I enjoy the slanging matches as well.
What is your weirdest mobile call?
"Its still better to talk, I have learnt a lot listening to other peoples opinions, what gets me most is people in this country still believe we live in a democracy, Tony goes to war or starts roadtolling and they say vote Torie as if they would not do those policies."
[Buddistmonk], hull, United Kingdom
I see your point - but we do live in a democracy - and that is a non-negotiable FACT. Why claim we do not: it's hysterical.
What is your weirdest mobile call?
It's like arguing with either Neil Kinnock - or his militant Marxist lawbreakers - or the shire county drone who inherited his politics from daddy or collected them like a paper on the commuter train.
John Chang, Glasgow
Its still better to talk, I have learnt a lot listening to other peoples opinions, what gets me most is people in this country still believe we live in a democracy, Tony goes to war or starts roadtolling and they say vote Torie as if they would not do those policies.
What is your weirdest mobile call?
"10 more than in the house of commons then?"
[Buddistmonk], hull, United Kingdom
Ah, John, you are so right. This is playground-mentality. hahahahah - or not if you are over 7.
What is your weirdest mobile call?
I'd like a proper debate - don't get me wrong. But look at how quickly people come out with the moronic, the misrepresentational, the plain impossible wishlist... and that applies to all sides of the political spectrum.
It's like arguing with either Neil Kinnock - or his militant Marxist lawbreakers - or the shire county drone who inherited his politics from daddy or collected them like a paper on the commuter train.
Frankly, that's like talking paint dry.
What is your weirdest mobile call?
And we'd have about 10 people making sensible points that weren't recycled drivel from their usual newspaper.
Everyone else would be braying like Eeyore
John Chang, Glasgow
10 more than in the house of commons then?
What is your weirdest mobile call?
'"Then lets have a "left V Right" HYS to do this on, then others could debate serious topics seperately, if it gets heated move to the slanging HYS. I enjoy the slanging matches as well.
[scotshepherd]"
I like your thinking! But I fear that we'd only end up with about 3 people on the serious board.'
Billy Bob
And we'd have about 10 people making sensible points that weren't recycled drivel from their usual newspaper.
Everyone else would be braying like Eeyore
What is your weirdest mobile call?
"Then lets have a "left V Right" HYS to do this on, then others could debate serious topics seperately, if it gets heated move to the slanging HYS. I enjoy the slanging matches as well.
[scotshepherd]"
I like your thinking! But I fear that we'd only end up with about 3 people on the serious board.
What is your weirdest mobile call?
Total comments 462, rejected 172, that must be some kind of record?
What is your weirdest mobile call?
"I see your point - but we do live in a democracy - and that is a non-negotiable FACT. Why claim we do not: it's hysterical.
Bebe Rebozo"
I couldn't agree more. That's why I couldn't understand some of the nonsense being spurted on the "police state" HYS.
What is your weirdest mobile call?
Any bl**dy sales call from a mobile company.
What is your weirdest mobile call?
Well, the Pillar of Autumn came under assault by the Covenant battle fleet. Captain Keyes initiated a random jump to light speed, hoping to lead the enemy away from Earth, but I suppose no one could have missed the hole we tore in Subspace. Anyway, Cortana awoke me from cryostasis, and just as I was standing by to repel boarders alongside a frightened and badly wounded Australian marine… My mom called to tell me to turn off the Xbox and do my homework.
What is your weirdest mobile call?
In a strip club with a stripper sitting on my lap on my birthday, my friend wanted to check if I was having fun or not. What a bummer
[qbak22]
Did you rise to the occasion ;o)
What is your weirdest mobile call?
Why are there so many Americans here putting in their 2 cents worth?
What is your weirdest mobile call?
We should endorse violence towards anyone using mobile phones in a manner which is inconsiderate to other people. Especially restaurants (using a phone in a restaurant should carry the death penalty)
A British climber has set a world record by making two mobile phone calls from the summit of Mount Everest.
To make the call at the summit, 8,848 metres, Mr Baber had to contend with high winds and temperatures of -30 degrees.
The call was made to a voicemail account created by sponsor Motorola to ensure the attempt was recorded.
Where is the most surprising place you've received a mobile signal? Where is the most inappropriate place you've heard a phone ring? Tell us about your embarrassing mobile experiences.
Click here to read the main story
Link to the BBC website for this thread