Is your broadband up to speed?
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"Broadband very good here... if we have complaint we walk to British Telecom call centre down road..."
Topsy Turvy, Calcutta, India"
Another hilarious political comment from this BNP-supporting wit.
Bebe Rebozo"
Said it before, but I'll say it again for the umpteenth time for the hard-of-understanding... I'M GAY! Don't support the BNP, never have, never will.
Chips, on, your, that's, pi55ed.
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In the BNP manifesto ALL relevant citizens will have state-of-the-art cabling laid for FREE to their door with a guaranteed 25Gb supply.
... Yessir, once we get dem nig*ers working for nothin in a chain gang we'll get all the diggin we need done
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I have a very decent Broadband.
I use it to keep my kimono held shut.........except when I want it to fall open...
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"Said it before, but I'll say it again for the umpteenth time for the hard-of-understanding... I'M GAY! Don't support the BNP, never have, never will."
Topsy Turvy, England, United Kingdom
Great. I'm gay too. Unlike you I don't go about making disparaging remarks about people from other races or minorities.
I should: it's good to judge.
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What is problem? I am suspecting that he is not bothered what other people are thinking.
Topsy Turvy, Calcutta, India
You think your better than others?
Or that your Superior?
Unlikely.
All your opinions are thick
Raked from the gutter
Eezzee-think garbage
Airhead hate
Complete and
Utter
Not funny Nazi
Thicko
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"Love Thy Neighbour"
Now THERE was a sitcom specifically commissioned by a Labour government to make the public seem like enforced multiculturalism was "the norm".
It didn't work back then, and it ain't gonna work now!
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All your opinions are thick
Raked from the gutter
Eezzee-think garbage
Airhead hate
Complete and
Utter
Not funny Nazi
Thicko
Blokish Sense
I disagree, what is wrong with the Nazi's anyway, they have smarter uniforms than us.
I bet they would get broadband speeds up to the job in no time.
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Broadband to Nazi's! amazing, you couldnt make this stuff up.
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I am very ******** about my broadband which is not ******** !
Thank goodness the Regulator is ****** my ***** and not ignoring this exploitation of minorities like me who ******** on the internet , day and night .
If I couldn't ***** each day , I would need counselling and probably medication.
Thank **** for the Consumer Watchdog !
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According to the latest offcom report compiled by the noted Prof B.T. Arshite 74% of people are dissatisfied with thier BBand Performance! Surley the major comms players in the industry should sit up and take notice. I was speaking to my French and Chinese friends Jacque Itin and Fu Koff and niether of them have such problems at home. Why is it in this country we have such problems?
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What about Jonny Evans, eh?
Do you reckon he was having his Christmas "roast" a little earlier this year?
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I was speaking to my French and Chinese friends Jacque Itin and Fu Koff and niether of them have such problems at home. Why is it in this country we have such problems?
Richard Wyatt
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Because in this country we are never proactive and always wait until something is really f*cked before investing money in it.
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Seems funny that whenever i have a pop at the loony left on here i get my comments rejected, even though i was 'on subject' I guess the loony left really do run the BBC oh well...i guess the next thing will be a visit by the Thought Police....Come and get me i'm ready....
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I get the firm impression that this lame forum has been put up to keep some other BBC related news story off the HYS forums.
Any idea what that could be anyone?
My bet is the lavish 6 figure sum they are spending on the ""BBC Non Denominational Winterval Season Vacation Party"" whilst employees face redundancy.
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"I remember the day when 9600 baud modems were considered fast (I started with 300 baud). Now we're complaining about not getting all 8,000,000 bps that the ISP said we COULD get UP TO."
Peter M, London, United Kingdom
I remember when people who had heart attacks would probably die, and when kids born with cleft palates could look forward to a life of disfigurement. Thanks to medical advances... well, you can see the stupidity of your argument, can't you?
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"Firstly the £57bn is a LOAN. We'll get it back with interest. Secondly it props up a bank with 5000 staff, plus about 10 million taxpaying savers and morgage holders. Thirdly if the government let it go bust it would probably take out half the rest of the banking system and we'd all lose our homes when all our morgages hit 15% interest.
[Peter_Sym], Nottingham "
You naive berkley hunt.
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You CAN get the speeds advertised too!
I have "up to 24Mb" . I receive 23.5Mb
If you don't like your speed.. Move nearer an exchange.
Stephen J Brown, Surrey, United Kingdom
I did as you said and moved next door to the Stock Exchange but its made no difference, shall i move to the one in New York instead? or would you recommend a pub?
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Fascinating BBC, I'm sure.
Any one here watch the IT crowd?
Apparently if you type the word Google into Google you can crash the whole internet.
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Broadband very good here... if we have complaint we walk to British Telecom call centre down road...
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Broadband Speed is a government issue and this wretched government is deliberately under-funding the cable network to prevent people from finding out the truth.
In the BNP manifesto ALL relevant citizens will have state-of-the-art cabling laid for FREE to their door with a guaranteed 25Gb supply.
The money for this project, and many other simple effective projects, will easily be afforded by the removal of certain expensive and unnecessary elements of this unwanted multiculturalism.
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I'm sure I saw this HYS about 6 weeks ago!
It stops more important news items like HMRC have lost the details of 6,500 pensioners on a data cartridge. "Details on the cartridge included names, addresses, national insurance numbers and pension contributions, according to Graham Kettleborough, chief executive officer of Chesnara, the parent company of Countrywide Assured"
At least we can moan about immigrants and tax payers money being wasted unmoderated eh?
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""Three British residents held by the US at Guantanamo Bay have been released and will arrive back in the UK later, the BBC has learned"".
Seems that getting British citizenship is faster than BT Broadband - even if you have been banged up for 5 years for terrorism.
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To quote Homer Simpson "It's funny cos it's true" cos it is.. FACT
Stephen J Brown,
Clearly reflects your literary level here, i bet homer is the most intelligent character you ever read about.
DD, London
Ooooooooh! Insults.. Generally submitted by people with low IQ's. Are you in some way jealous of Homer because he is everything you can never be and therefore have to make a pointless rant.
Sad man
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I was down loading a movie last night and my broadband was so slow I thought it would be quicker if I just used the old fashoned meathod so I reached behind the PC and pulled out one of my specialist magazines...
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""Three British residents held by the US at Guantanamo Bay have been released and will arrive back in the UK later, the BBC has learned"".
Seems that getting British citizenship is faster than BT Broadband - even if you have been banged up for 5 years for terrorism.
Tony Curtis, Nottingham
I imagine the governments priority will be to get broadband up to speed in the prisons first, before worrying about home owners and taxpayers.
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Slow Broadband Is Eurobonkers!!
British speeds for british surfers!
My national identity is 30mbps!!
All copper wires to be deported!!
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We should have a british ISP in every household!
The British Network Protocol!!
Only racial cleanliness can be looked up!!
Foreign ISPs ate my hamster!!
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Dont get it. Rhydian was head and shoulders above the rest.
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""Three British residents held by the US at Guantanamo Bay have been released and will arrive back in the UK later, the BBC has learned"".
Seems that getting British citizenship is faster than BT Broadband - even if you have been banged up for 5 years for terrorism.
Tony Curtis, Nottingham
Dear, Oh dear, Oh dear!!
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What is problem?
Peoples getting very upset about my comment applauding Britisher Telecommunications service.
My English cousin getting much flack.
I am suspecting that he is not bothered what other people are thinking.
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"I am suspecting that he is not bothered what other people are thinking."
Topsy Turvy, Calcutta, India
I am suspecting that your politics is suspect. Just goes to show that among us gays you get people from all walks of life and types. Even ones with revolting politics.
I urge you to reconsider.
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Because of the beautiful rural setting I find myself luxuriously languishing in I could not have a conventional Broadband Connection & had to go with a rather snazzy satellite affair.
Planning permission for the unreasonably sized dish was an issue, but I got those garden chappies to landscape around it so the Planning Gestapo were eventually happy.
Righty Rightwing
My advice, dear righty, is not to tell James Bond how you are going to kill him next time.
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My English cousin getting much flack.
I am suspecting that he is not bothered what other people are thinking.
Topsy Turvy, Calcutta, India
Has it turned into some sort of 70s sitcom in here?
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"I am suspecting that your politics is suspect. Just goes to show that among us gays you get people from all walks of life and types. Even ones with revolting politics.
I urge you to reconsider.
Bebe Rebozo"
Erm................... no. :-)
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What is problem?
Peoples getting very upset about my comment applauding Britisher Telecommunications service.
My English cousin getting much flack.
I am suspecting that he is not bothered what other people are thinking.
Topsy Turvy, Calcutta, India
For topsy here, "Mind Your Language" was the very peak of British sitcoms, closely followed by "Love Thy Neighbour"
Your Indian accent is screamingly funny, ducky.
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LeftLiberal AndProud
were you in the boomtown rats?
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Nazis would ban all access to information, dolt. The last thing they want people to know stuff.
Lawrence Aegerter, Guernsey, United Kingdom
Unlike Chavez, & that nutter from North Korea, & the Chinese Communist Party, ...I could go on & on but I get the firm impression you are a true lefty believer & my time is wasted on you.......
Its just a short jog from the tax haven of Guernsey to the Shining Path, apparently.....
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I disagree, what is wrong with the Nazi's anyway, they have smarter uniforms than us.
I bet they would get broadband speeds up to the job in no time.
[mad_dog_adair], Greatfield, United Kingdom
I think the little yellow arches on your hat are very smart.
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£57Bn to prop up a bank with 5000 employees!
If I had the choice I know where my money would have gone.
AntiCitzen One, City17"
Firstly the £57bn is a LOAN. We'll get it back with interest. Secondly it props up a bank with 5000 staff, plus about 10 million taxpaying savers and morgage holders. Thirdly if the government let it go bust it would probably take out half the rest of the banking system and we'd all lose our homes when all our morgages hit 15% interest.
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No, thats not Mrs Rightwing, thats my blog.
Keep reading.
Righty RightProud, Coalville
That's Miss, or more likely Ms., surely?
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Righty Rightwing
Do you upload a blog called 'This Won't Do!' where all manner of personal foibles are rehashed as fact?
The Everso Closeted Ghastly Lie
No, thats not Mrs Rightwing, thats my blog.
Keep reading.
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Firstly the £57bn is a LOAN. We'll get it back with interest. Secondly it props up a bank with 5000 staff, plus about 10 million taxpaying savers and morgage holders. Thirdly if the government let it go bust it would probably take out half the rest of the banking system and we'd all lose our homes when all our morgages hit 15% interest.
[Peter_Sym], Nottingham
This country has a debt crisis, you're assuming the loan will be repaid. Big mistake.
Nationalise ISPs in the UK perhaps?
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Seems funny that whenever i have a pop at the loony left on here i get my comments rejected, even though i was 'on subject' I guess the loony left really do run the BBC oh well...i guess the next thing will be a visit by the Thought Police....Come and get me i'm ready....
Broken Arrow, Milton Keynes, United Kingdom
And is this what you call "on subject"?
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Seems funny that whenever i have a pop at the loony left on here i get my comments rejected, even though i was 'on subject' I guess the loony left really do run the BBC oh well...i guess the next thing will be a visit by the Thought Police....Come and get me i'm ready....
Broken Arrow, Milton Keynes, United Kingdom
I don't care if you're left wing or right wing, if it's not on-topic, it has no place on HYS. Of course, ironically, I'm having to break the rules to point this out! Rejected!
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L A Odicean, London
What? On the basis of your logic NOITHING would be worth worrying about becuase there are people starving in Africa! What has that got to do with it?
Oh the banks just gone bust and I've lost all my savings - never mind there are people staving in Africa-
we know there are people starving in Africa but some things do actually effect us here! If the internet is slow I can not up load stuff which delays the amount of work I can do, if I don't work I can't pay my Tax
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Bigjeeze
well said I work for bt , and I agree with you 100% !!!
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