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To Manchester (in couture) #thankyoujez | |
(about 3 hours later) | |
So, TFW it is practically zero sleeps to conf & you were going to rock a divine Gucci piece as in clouds of exquisite uber-feminine seventies chiffon I mean I said to Mummy non-swank but actually being ALLOWED to buy one is *quite* the compliment fashwise, trust me I know people who would literally KILL for this & can you believe they even sourced a pair of kangaroo-lined it-loafers #super-jzushy #cultitem to go with – then Craig Whatever goes with respect Samantha, pls do not forget we are very much the working people’s party, so if you were looking for a modestly priced frock that is totes Northern powerhouse appropes Jeremy Heywood tells me M&S has srsly upped its game – well, THAT :((( | |
George is like, you know what they say about human rights in China, I’m like, no, what, he’s like, me neither lolz | George is like, you know what they say about human rights in China, I’m like, no, what, he’s like, me neither lolz |
I’m like wait ICYMI my actual husband like just won the last election by literally millions of votes give or take & I swear I have never heard him mention working people, EVER? He’s like, not even Northern ones? I’m like, them especially? Au contrariness, after Trident #megalolz Dave says I can go to Manchester in a couture jumpsuit lined with the delicate pelts of tiny baby seals for all he cares #watchoutAmal #thankyouCorbyn, btw, I know, ruling-class problems, but now Corbyn is trending are we allowed to go mwah again when we kiss people, Mummy is so worried about the children? So Craig goes *long pause for buffering* hmmm, my first thought is “wotcher my old cock” & a punch in the chest is still more workerish greetingwise, but let me ask George, he is very much our chief point of contact with the horny handeds. | I’m like wait ICYMI my actual husband like just won the last election by literally millions of votes give or take & I swear I have never heard him mention working people, EVER? He’s like, not even Northern ones? I’m like, them especially? Au contrariness, after Trident #megalolz Dave says I can go to Manchester in a couture jumpsuit lined with the delicate pelts of tiny baby seals for all he cares #watchoutAmal #thankyouCorbyn, btw, I know, ruling-class problems, but now Corbyn is trending are we allowed to go mwah again when we kiss people, Mummy is so worried about the children? So Craig goes *long pause for buffering* hmmm, my first thought is “wotcher my old cock” & a punch in the chest is still more workerish greetingwise, but let me ask George, he is very much our chief point of contact with the horny handeds. |
I’m like, noooo, spare me another lecture on the internationalisation of the fucking renminbi, but it is too late, I’m like hello George, he’s like, excuse me I have changed my name? I’m like what AGAIN, he’s like, affirmative & as a courtesy to our wise & honourable new partners in UK PLC would you kindly address me by my Chinese name Ai Guo Rui? I’m like Ai - cool! - let me guess *art college face* you’re referencing the famously subversive seed artist, Ai Wei - he’s like STOP, I entreat you in the name of the Great Helmsman, do not mention the name of that accursed & corrupt *spits* dog-slave. I’m like excuse me? He’s like *CPC face* you know what they say about human rights in China, I’m like, wow, no, what, he’s like, me neither lolz. | I’m like, noooo, spare me another lecture on the internationalisation of the fucking renminbi, but it is too late, I’m like hello George, he’s like, excuse me I have changed my name? I’m like what AGAIN, he’s like, affirmative & as a courtesy to our wise & honourable new partners in UK PLC would you kindly address me by my Chinese name Ai Guo Rui? I’m like Ai - cool! - let me guess *art college face* you’re referencing the famously subversive seed artist, Ai Wei - he’s like STOP, I entreat you in the name of the Great Helmsman, do not mention the name of that accursed & corrupt *spits* dog-slave. I’m like excuse me? He’s like *CPC face* you know what they say about human rights in China, I’m like, wow, no, what, he’s like, me neither lolz. |
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