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Thanks for the Trident #megalolz Corbyn To Manchester (in couture) #thankyoujez
(about 3 hours later)
So, TFW it is practically zero sleeps to conf & you were going to rock a divine Gucci piece as in clouds of exquisite uber-feminine seventies chiffon I mean I said to Mummy non-swank but actually being ALLOWED to buy one is *quite* the compliment fashwise, trust me I know people who would literally KILL for this & can you believe they even sourced a pair of kangaroo-lined it-loafers #super-jzushy #cultitem to go with – then Craig Whatever goes with respect Samantha, pls do not forget we are very much the working people’s party, so if you were looking for a modestly priced frock that is totes northern powerhouse appropes Jeremy Heywood tells me M&S has srsly upped its game – well, THAT :((( So, TFW it is practically zero sleeps to conf & you were going to rock a divine Gucci piece as in clouds of exquisite uber-feminine seventies chiffon I mean I said to Mummy non-swank but actually being ALLOWED to buy one is *quite* the compliment fashwise, trust me I know people who would literally KILL for this & can you believe they even sourced a pair of kangaroo-lined it-loafers #super-jzushy #cultitem to go with – then Craig Whatever goes with respect Samantha, pls do not forget we are very much the working people’s party, so if you were looking for a modestly priced frock that is totes Northern powerhouse appropes Jeremy Heywood tells me M&S has srsly upped its game – well, THAT :(((
George is like, you know what they say about human rights in China, I’m like, no, what, he’s like, me neither lolzGeorge is like, you know what they say about human rights in China, I’m like, no, what, he’s like, me neither lolz
I’m like wait ICYMI my actual husband like just won the last election by literally millions of votes give or take & I swear I have never heard him mention working people, EVER? He’s like, not even Northern ones? I’m like, them especially? Au contrariness, after Trident #megalolz Dave says I can go to Manchester in a couture jumpsuit lined with the delicate pelts of tiny baby seals for all he cares #watchoutAmal #thankyouCorbyn, btw, I know, ruling-class problems, but now Corbyn is trending are we allowed to go mwah again when we kiss people, Mummy is so worried about the children? So Craig goes *long pause for buffering* hmmm, my first thought is “wotcher my old cock” & a punch in the chest is still more workerish greetingwise, but let me ask George, he is very much our chief point of contact with the horny handeds.I’m like wait ICYMI my actual husband like just won the last election by literally millions of votes give or take & I swear I have never heard him mention working people, EVER? He’s like, not even Northern ones? I’m like, them especially? Au contrariness, after Trident #megalolz Dave says I can go to Manchester in a couture jumpsuit lined with the delicate pelts of tiny baby seals for all he cares #watchoutAmal #thankyouCorbyn, btw, I know, ruling-class problems, but now Corbyn is trending are we allowed to go mwah again when we kiss people, Mummy is so worried about the children? So Craig goes *long pause for buffering* hmmm, my first thought is “wotcher my old cock” & a punch in the chest is still more workerish greetingwise, but let me ask George, he is very much our chief point of contact with the horny handeds.
I’m like, noooo, spare me another lecture on the internationalisation of the fucking renminbi, but it is too late, I’m like hello George, he’s like, excuse me I have changed my name? I’m like what AGAIN, he’s like, affirmative & as a courtesy to our wise & honourable new partners in UK PLC would you kindly address me by my Chinese name Ai Guo Rui? I’m like Ai - cool! - let me guess *art college face* you’re referencing the famously subversive seed artist, Ai Wei - he’s like STOP, I entreat you in the name of the Great Helmsman, do not mention the name of that accursed & corrupt *spits* dog-slave. I’m like excuse me? He’s like *CPC face* you know what they say about human rights in China, I’m like, wow, no, what, he’s like, me neither lolz.I’m like, noooo, spare me another lecture on the internationalisation of the fucking renminbi, but it is too late, I’m like hello George, he’s like, excuse me I have changed my name? I’m like what AGAIN, he’s like, affirmative & as a courtesy to our wise & honourable new partners in UK PLC would you kindly address me by my Chinese name Ai Guo Rui? I’m like Ai - cool! - let me guess *art college face* you’re referencing the famously subversive seed artist, Ai Wei - he’s like STOP, I entreat you in the name of the Great Helmsman, do not mention the name of that accursed & corrupt *spits* dog-slave. I’m like excuse me? He’s like *CPC face* you know what they say about human rights in China, I’m like, wow, no, what, he’s like, me neither lolz.