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Your President Trump move-to-Canada bluster? No one’s buying it. Your President Trump move-to-Canada bluster? No one’s buying it.
(35 minutes later)
So Canada, eh?So Canada, eh?
That’s Plan B, apparently, as Super Tuesday primary results came in this week and Americans were forced to consider the real possibility of President Trump.That’s Plan B, apparently, as Super Tuesday primary results came in this week and Americans were forced to consider the real possibility of President Trump.
I mean, two words on the Canada plan: Justin Trudeau.I mean, two words on the Canada plan: Justin Trudeau.
And if he isn’t an adorable enough reason to go north, how about the new prime minister’s 50-percent female cabinet? “Because it’s 2015,” he explained, when asked why he made the revolutionary decision to opt for actual gender parity, rather than window dressing when he picked his top advisors. And if he isn’t an adorable enough reason to go north, how about the new prime minister’s 50-percent female cabinet? “Because it’s 2015,” he explained, when asked why he made the revolutionary decision to opt for actual gender parity, rather than window dressing when he picked his top advisers.
“Move to Canada” searches spiked more than 1000 percent on Google this week. “Move to Canada” searches on Google spiked more than 1,000 percent this week.
The Canadian Embassy’s website crashed after returns came in from Super Tuesday.The Canadian Embassy’s website crashed after returns came in from Super Tuesday.
Realtors in lovely Cape Breton Island — after a local radio personality crated the website “Cape Breton if Donald Trump Wins” — got calls from Americans interested in home prices. Realtors in lovely Cape Breton Island — after a local radio personality crated the website “Cape Breton if Donald Trump Wins” — received calls from Americans interested in home prices.
[The real winner of Super Tuesday is Canada][The real winner of Super Tuesday is Canada]
The Mayflower moving company saw a surge in traffic on the “Moving to Canada” section of their website, company spokesperson Melissa Sullivan said. The Mayflower moving company saw a surge in traffic on the “Moving to Canada” section of its website, company spokeswoman Melissa Sullivan said.
And the Verizon Center was packed for the Toronto Maple Leafs game against the Washington Capitals Wednesday night. Were folks checking out a new home team? Brooks Laich made the move, even unwillingly, after all. Can’t we just follow him? Just trade us! And the Verizon Center was packed for the Toronto Maple Leafs game against the Washington Capitals on Wednesday night. Were folks checking out a new home team? Brooks Laich made the move, even unwillingly, after all. Can’t we just follow him? Just trade us!
At this rate, the wall Trump wants to build along our southern border to keep immigrants out may have to be mirrored on the north to keep Americans in.At this rate, the wall Trump wants to build along our southern border to keep immigrants out may have to be mirrored on the north to keep Americans in.
Careful, though. Toronto has Trump International Hotel & Tower of its own. You can run but you can’t hide from a determined narcissist. Careful, though. Toronto has its own Trump International Hotel & Tower. You can run but you can’t hide from a determined narcissist.
And will flight from Trump’s bombast and vitriol count as a political protest in Canadian eyes?And will flight from Trump’s bombast and vitriol count as a political protest in Canadian eyes?
A handful of American service members fled to Canada to take a moral stand against the American wars they signed up to fight. convinced the Canadians would see their point. A handful of American service members fled to Canada to take a moral stand against the American wars they signed up to fight, convinced that the Canadians would see their point.
But Canada, once a haven for draft-dodgers during the Vietnam War, has not been all sunshine and open arms for today’s deserters. But Canada, once a haven for draft dodgers during the Vietnam War, has not been all sunshine and open arms for today’s deserters.
Kim Rivera was one of the more famous ones. The Texan fled to Canada with her husband and two kids before a second deployment in 2007, after she was traumatized by what she saw on her first tour in Iraq. The Canadian government denied her application for refugee status and deported her. She was court martialed and served a 10-month prison sentence here, giving birth to a child while being locked up. Kim Rivera was one of the more famous ones. The Texan fled to Canada with her husband and two kids before a second deployment in 2007, after she was traumatized by what she saw on her first tour in Iraq. The Canadian government denied her application for refugee status and deported her. She was court-martialed and served a 10-month prison sentence here, giving birth to a child while locked up.
About a dozen other deserters are still fighting to stay. And even if they watched their army unit play soccer with decapitated heads, if they couldn’t stand the memory of a 10-year-old girl being shot before their eyes and even if they married Candians, then made tiny Canadians, Canada would not give them refugee status. About a dozen other deserters are still fighting to stay. And even if they watched their army unit play soccer with decapitated heads, if they couldn’t stand the memory of a 10-year-old girl being shot before their eyes or if they married Candians, then made tiny Canadians, Canada would not give them refugee status.
Canada is also seeing a wave of Syrian refugees, folks whose entire villages were leveled by bloodthirsty warlords. So why would our neighbors up north give us safe haven from a bloviating yam? Canada is also seeing a wave of Syrian refugees, folks whose entire villages were leveled by bloodthirsty warlords. So why would our neighbors up north give us haven from a bloviating yam?
Inconceivable.Inconceivable.
Plus, if your French doesn’t extend beyond the words Lady Marmalade gave you and you try to settle in Quebec, you’ll have to deal with the language police.Plus, if your French doesn’t extend beyond the words Lady Marmalade gave you and you try to settle in Quebec, you’ll have to deal with the language police.
Yes, they have a language police. Everything has to be written in English and in French. And the crusading language police famously vanquish signs at grilled cheese stands, cupcake shops and cafes where English isn’t paired with French. Yes, they have a language police. Everything has to be written in English and in French. And the crusading language police famously vanquish signs at grilled cheese stands, cupcake shops and cafés where English isn’t paired with French.
“A grilled cheese is a grilled cheese,” co-owner of a targeted snack stand and language police victime Stephane Rheume. “It’s not a sandwich du fromage fondu.” “A grilled cheese is a grilled cheese,” said Stephane Rheume, who co-owns a targeted snack stand and has been the victim of language police victim. “It’s not a sandwich du fromage fondu.”
Anyway, this is not the first time Americans have threatened to flee in political protest — and the outcome is likely to be exactly the same.Anyway, this is not the first time Americans have threatened to flee in political protest — and the outcome is likely to be exactly the same.
Remember when Rush Limbaugh vowed to flee to Costa Rica if the Affordable Care Act passed? Didn’t happen. Remember when Rush Limbaugh vowed to relocate to Costa Rica if the Affordable Care Act passed? Didn’t happen.
A fledgling Move-to-Canada movement blossomed when George W. Bush moved into the White House. A whole bunch of lefty celebrity types panicked. Eddie Vedder, director Robert Altman, actor Alec Baldwin, Pierre Salinger, Johnny Depp and Barbra Streisand all made news about supposed exit plans. A fledgling Move-to-Canada movement blossomed when George W. Bush moved into the White House. A whole bunch of lefty celebrity types panicked. Eddie Vedder, Robert Altman, Alec Baldwin, Pierre Salinger, Johnny Depp and Barbra Streisand all made news about supposed exit plans.
Pierre Salinger actually made good on the threat, moving to France and dying there in 2004. Johnny Depp stayed in France for years, but recently returned to escape French taxes. Salinger actually made good on the threat, moving to France and dying there in 2004. Depp stayed in France for years, but recently returned to escape French taxes.
After Bush was re-elected in 2004, applications for Canadian immigration tripled. But few folks followed up. After Bush was reelected in 2004, applications for Canadian immigration tripled. But few folks followed up.
Plus, the preferred destination of Americans isn’t wintry Canada; it’s sunny Mexico, the very country whose people have been demonized by Trump.Plus, the preferred destination of Americans isn’t wintry Canada; it’s sunny Mexico, the very country whose people have been demonized by Trump.
Plenty of American expats — about a million, according to the U.S. Embassy in Mexico City — have moved south of the border.Plenty of American expats — about a million, according to the U.S. Embassy in Mexico City — have moved south of the border.
I met one of them on Isla Mujeres last year. He raved about the health-care system, his house in the “Beverly Hills” section of island and how much he hates his grandkids in Connecticut. I met one of them on Isla Mujeres last year. He raved about the health-care system, his house in the “Beverly Hills” section of island and how much he dislikes his grandkids in Connecticut.
“They want me to visit every holiday,” he moaned between sips of margarita. Then he got on his scooter, his much younger Mexican girlfriend straddled behind him, and they left the taqueria.“They want me to visit every holiday,” he moaned between sips of margarita. Then he got on his scooter, his much younger Mexican girlfriend straddled behind him, and they left the taqueria.
Go ahead, be him.Go ahead, be him.
Poutine vs chilaquiles? No contest.Poutine vs chilaquiles? No contest.
But this is funny, despite the ugly tide of hatred that arose when President Obama came into office, his election did not inspire a political exodus north or south. But this is funny: Despite the ugly tide of hatred that arose when President Obama came into office, his election did not inspire a political exodus.
Can we learn something here?Can we learn something here?
There was, amid the declarations of disgust and action on social media this week, a small resistance building.There was, amid the declarations of disgust and action on social media this week, a small resistance building.
“Seriously, if my ancestors survived other crazy presidents, then I can survive #Trump if he’s elected,” Aziza Johnson of Fort Lauderdale wrote on Facebook. “One man cannot force me to move.” “Folks talkin’ about movin’ to Canada if Trump gets elected. To each their own — me — I ain’t going no where — I’m staying put right here. If my ancestors had decided to move to Canada because of slavery, broken promises, Jim Crow segregation, etc etc — I’d already be a Canadian. I come from tough stock — no man, no woman is going to spook me off,” Kristi Merriweather of College Park, Ga., said via Facebook.
So take some deep breaths people. Canada will likely remain a nice place to visit — not an exit strategy. So take some deep breaths, people. Canada is likely to remain a nice place to visit — not an exit strategy.
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