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| Mrs Cameron’s diary: Bring on the Nazi zombies #projectfear :)) | Mrs Cameron’s diary: Bring on the Nazi zombies #projectfear :)) |
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| Well fear is having the biggest moment which is totes :))) except I said to Mummy, it might sound easy but you try having to think of a new scary thing every day #projectfear? It is only week 2 & we have used up scary migrants & scary expensive holidays & the French bringing back icky squatters for scared English people #eek #typicalHollande :( Dave’s like, so how about, if we vote leave, Chinese people will literally buy up the whole of London #scary, Nancy’s like, soz Dad, that already happened, he’s like, OK, without wise EU regulations, greedy property barons will literally obliterate Britain’s precious heritage #terrifying, Nancy’s like, ditto, he’s like, plus your pension age could literally soar to 75 #spinechilling, Nancy’s like, ditto, he’s like, OK, this is good, if we leave the EU, sneering Putinist non-doms will literally bet on the outcome of degrading, pseudo gladiatorial tennis matches between the British premier and London’s mayor while global corporations pay less tax than a teaching assistant & literally absolutely everything will be run by Etonians for ever & ever, & we will have to put LITERALLY ED VAIZEY IN CHARGE OF LIBRARIES!!! Nancy’s like, srsly Dad, IRL, what libraries, how about this: literally the day after Britain votes leave Frau Merkel will summon house-sized Nazi zombies from their graves & laugh while they submerge our island home beneath innumerable layers of suffocating green slime #endtimes, Dave’s like, look, I know you are busy Nancy, but did you not READ the last dossier? | Well fear is having the biggest moment which is totes :))) except I said to Mummy, it might sound easy but you try having to think of a new scary thing every day #projectfear? It is only week 2 & we have used up scary migrants & scary expensive holidays & the French bringing back icky squatters for scared English people #eek #typicalHollande :( Dave’s like, so how about, if we vote leave, Chinese people will literally buy up the whole of London #scary, Nancy’s like, soz Dad, that already happened, he’s like, OK, without wise EU regulations, greedy property barons will literally obliterate Britain’s precious heritage #terrifying, Nancy’s like, ditto, he’s like, plus your pension age could literally soar to 75 #spinechilling, Nancy’s like, ditto, he’s like, OK, this is good, if we leave the EU, sneering Putinist non-doms will literally bet on the outcome of degrading, pseudo gladiatorial tennis matches between the British premier and London’s mayor while global corporations pay less tax than a teaching assistant & literally absolutely everything will be run by Etonians for ever & ever, & we will have to put LITERALLY ED VAIZEY IN CHARGE OF LIBRARIES!!! Nancy’s like, srsly Dad, IRL, what libraries, how about this: literally the day after Britain votes leave Frau Merkel will summon house-sized Nazi zombies from their graves & laugh while they submerge our island home beneath innumerable layers of suffocating green slime #endtimes, Dave’s like, look, I know you are busy Nancy, but did you not READ the last dossier? |
| I’m like *thinks outside box* this – if we vote leave, punitive trade tariffs could leave terrified British women struggling without the new season’s luxe handbags for weeks, maybe months, wait – oh God, not Sarah AGAIN *reads text* Yay Sam it’s girlz botox partay time, come chill with me, Rachel J & Evgeny (srsly he is Mr FABULOSO & DYING to meet u !!!!) , plus Sam if Rache brings the Iceland finger food can u just bring crisps, wine, ice-cream, cookies, napkins, slow roast lamb, cake & maybe some new lamps I know ur Mum wd do a discount, plus Sam plz do not tell Marina I asked u we do not want anything in the papers, u know how much Rache & me value our privacy, yr bff Sarah xoxoxox <3 | I’m like *thinks outside box* this – if we vote leave, punitive trade tariffs could leave terrified British women struggling without the new season’s luxe handbags for weeks, maybe months, wait – oh God, not Sarah AGAIN *reads text* Yay Sam it’s girlz botox partay time, come chill with me, Rachel J & Evgeny (srsly he is Mr FABULOSO & DYING to meet u !!!!) , plus Sam if Rache brings the Iceland finger food can u just bring crisps, wine, ice-cream, cookies, napkins, slow roast lamb, cake & maybe some new lamps I know ur Mum wd do a discount, plus Sam plz do not tell Marina I asked u we do not want anything in the papers, u know how much Rache & me value our privacy, yr bff Sarah xoxoxox <3 |
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