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Cheer corner: how to cope with the new world order (with kittens) Cheer corner: how to cope with the new world order (with kittens)
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14:49 15:21
What the hell is this liveblog coming to? Dead fish and skeletons, that’s all it is now. Dead fish and skeletons forever. You people are messed up. I’m very strongly into the music from that hedgehog video. Maybe if we all listen to it enough times, everything else will go away.
@stuheritage this Paranthropus skull always cheers me up - check out that cheeky grin pic.twitter.com/gBmbKCZzN4 3.18pm GMT
2.47pm GMT 15:18
14:47 Is this what you wanted? Sound required, obviously.
A sociopath writes: 3.16pm GMT
@stuheritage I find watching bears eating salmon live easily the best way to cope with stress https://t.co/P5twwHUgSa pic.twitter.com/X0lB2vHeSP 15:16
2.44pm GMT I am being VERY STRONGLY URGED to return to our scheduled hedgehog-based liveblog. Your wish is my command.
14:44 3.15pm GMT
For god’s sake, look at this. Even the ceramic frogs are miserable today. LOOK WHAT YOU’VE DONE TO ALL THE CERAMIC FROGS, ALT-RIGHT 15:15
@stuheritage how about my ceramic frog - I keep him nearby at all times to sort of embody my horror for me. pic.twitter.com/89r32b1Q8B A shameless panderer writes:
2.43pm GMT @stuheritage the podcast @LUVandHAT cheers me up. A brilliant, funny, whimsical podcast about shorts & perineums. Everyone should listen.
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Mary Hamilton
My cat has an intense, switched-on approach to life that can be summed up in this video
2.42pm GMT
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Mary Hamilton
Someone else already had this idea and helpfully made a cat mindfulness video.
2.29pm GMT
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@stuheritage loving stone tool theme in your liveblog. Here are 2 my son found in Northumberland at 1/2 term pic.twitter.com/DSA56Rl6bj
2.26pm GMT
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It’s important to remember that this is not the only news story in the world. For instance, in the UK, Carnworth Civic Centre has just bought itself a new vacuum cleaner.
@stuheritage life still going on elsewhere | Carnforth Civic Hall gets new vacuum cleaner https://t.co/UqgvxDjQKd
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14:19 15:10
BUNNIES! Actually, you know what? I can’t recommend this enough as a coping strategy. When you start liveblogging animals, you’re angry and hurt. But then the animals start to make you happy, and you forget about the troubles of the world. And then the animals make you angry, because they’re a distraction from all the real problems. But then comes the breakthrough. After five hours of embedding an endless barrage of animal tweets into a liveblog, you become so worn down that you just stop caring. Do your worst, Trump. I can’t feel any more.
@stuheritage hope these guys can help lessen this terrible pain, they can't comprehend a president pic.twitter.com/ixFT1rRTBi
2.17pm GMT
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Here’s eight minutes of the movie adaptation of The Road by Cormac McCarthy.
2.15pm GMT
14:15
Here’s how to survive catastrophic financial collapse.
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This might be a dog in a hat. Honestly, I haven’t blinked for the last four and a half hours and my eyeballs are drying up. No idea any more.
@stuheritage also watching viennetta being made is endlessly soothing https://t.co/k2gyCIvakD
3.04pm GMT
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I believe this is a hamster eating a cucumber. I don’t know any more.
3.03pm GMT
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I don’t think I’ve embedded this yet. I’m so confused. I feel like the guy at the end of 2001, but with baby animals instead of the universe.
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Finally, an actual comfort. This is amazing, and I didn’t even know I needed it. The Things Organised Neatly Tumblr. Go there and scroll until all of this goes away.
@stuheritage i find this very soothing, especially in unpredictable and chaotic times https://t.co/7LVD1LA0rY
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14:59
A DUCK AND A BABY!
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14:55
I just searched on Twitter. Roughly once every three seconds, someone new around the the world is tweeting “Orange is the new black”. That’s a comfort, isn’t it? All these people, believing in their hearts that they’re the first person to think of the exact same joke. Talk about happiness.
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14:52
Plus, one person in the world took a photo of a cake. Today keeps getting better and better, doesn’t it.
@stuheritage had enough bad news so I made a saffron and lemon syrup cake pic.twitter.com/3Wvl0vp1GT
2.52pm GMT
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I might be getting a new shower head soon. There, that’s good news, isn’t it? A new shower head. Lucky me, eh? This is the best day ever.