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The Many-Billion-Dollar Debate Bloomberg’s Debate Downer
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I know you were all hoping for a two-billionaire Democratic debate, but money can’t buy everything. Well, money can’t buy everything.
Well, maybe Nevada. We’ll see. Michael Bloomberg, star of a trillion TV ads, made his big debut at the Democratic debate and basically closed on opening night. In his chance to introduce himself as something warmer than a stone-faced billionaire, he looked pretty much like a stone-faced billionaire.
Tom Steyer, who’s done pretty much everything short of purchasing Des Moines, did so poorly in Iowa and New Hampshire (Finished Behind Biden!) that he was banished from the debate stage on Wednesday. “I’m the only one here I think that’s ever started a business. Is that fair? OK,” he said irritability during one of the many arguments that turned into an attack on the new kid in town.
Leaving us with Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren, Amy Klobuchar, Joe Biden, Pete Buttigieg and Michael Bloomberg, the new kid on the block. Bernie Sanders argued that having as much money as Bloomberg was “immoral.” In return, Bloomberg compared democratic socialism to communism.
The new kid is 78. Let all the Democrats in America bow their heads and give thanks for Mayor Pete, who is single-handedly keeping the average age of the major presidential contenders under 70. The rich really are different from you and me, people. For one thing, they apparently find it very hard to release their tax returns when they decide to run for president. “It just takes us a long time. I can’t go to TurboTax,” Bloomberg shrugged.
Bloomberg has been the target of ire for his spending on campaign ads. You can’t blame his opponents. It’s kind of like a class where everybody wants to be homecoming king or queen, only to discover the moody kid in the corner just bought the football team. And the other Democrats were equally ticked off at Sanders, who’s pulling ahead. Bloomberg was, of course, the target of endless attacks for his spending on campaign ads, which he frequently pointed out he paid for with his own piles of money. You can’t blame his opponents. It’s kind of like a class where everybody wants to be homecoming king or queen, only to discover the moody guy in the corner is trying to buy the football team.
“Let’s put forth somebody who’s actually a Democrat,” suggested Buttigieg. Money and who’s got it was the theme of the evening for everybody. “The best-known socialist in the country happens to be a millionaire with three houses,” Bloomberg sniffed, referring to Sanders, who has residences in Washington and Vermont, plus a vacation place.
Well, at least Bloomberg is drawing the Democrats some attention. Very hard to focus on six relatively sane politicians when the president of the United States is pardoning some of the most unpardonable felons in the land. Pete Buttigieg, who likes to point out that he’s the only person on the stage who’s not even a millionaire, took an opportunity to mention “the view from the porch of my one house in Indiana.”
Blago’s back! As the Democrats debate, Rod Blagojevich is setting up some new post-prison digs, all that silly business about having attempted to sell a Senate seat while he was governor completely forgotten. To be fair, Buttigieg is only 38. When Elizabeth Warren was his age, she was a college teacher. Amy Klobuchar had been elected attorney of Hennepin County, Minn. Bernie Sanders had a nonprofit business producing film strips on New England history and a record of losing races for senator and governor.
You generally expect presidential pardons to go to people who’ve been making amends for their sins. Blagojevich said he regarded himself as a “freed political prisoner.” And President Trump who doesn’t seem to regard tax evasion, political corruption or fraud as real crimes hardly seemed concerned. Mayor Pete is going to have to come back and see us in 30 years if he wants to really get sympathy.
“He served eight years in jail. That’s a long time. And I watched his wife on television,” the president explained. Patti Blagojevich has been putting in some hard time on Fox News, pleading her man’s case. Perhaps she could inspire a remake of “Bonnie and Clyde” with a happy ending, in which Clyde is sprung from prison after Herbert Hoover hears Bonnie talking about him on the radio. For voters who were not wooed away by Bloomberg’s charms, the debate went along a normal route. Klobuchar and Buttigieg urged practicality go for the middle, bring everybody along. Sanders and Warren shot for more revolutionary change. Joe Biden recalled regularly that “I’m the only one on this stage” who had actually done whatever it was that was under discussion, whether it was passing health care reform or controlling guns or besting Mitch McConnell.
Also on Trump’s forgive-and-forget list: Michael Milken, the fabled junk bond king from the ’80s who had long since finished serving his sentence and gone back to enjoying his still-massive wealth. Biden gets points for being the first candidate to use the word “existential,” which now appears to be the favorite let’s-get-serious political word. Kudos.
Good news for the Democrats is that neither of their billionaires has a prison record. They’re just struggling to seem likable. Steyer has been campaigning like crazy in Nevada and South Carolina, telling the people his story in the most approachable way possible. “I started a business,” he says at the beginning of his speeches. It’s true, and definitely more populist than “I made a ton of money as a hedge fund trader.” Klobuchar, who starred in the last debate with her easygoing manner, was less, um, chipper. She tangled hotly with Buttigieg over who had the right experience to be president. “I wish everyone was as perfect as you, Pete,” Klobuchar said when Buttigieg attacked her for supporting a Donald Trump nominee in the Senate. “You have not been in the arena.”
People, do you remember long ago, when everybody was impressed by millionaires? Back in the late ’50s there was a TV drama called “The Millionaire” in which a run-of-the-mill American was given a totally unexpected check for a million bucks, changing his or her life forever and usually discovering that money doesn’t buy happiness. “Maybe leading a diverse city that was facing ruin doesn’t sound like the arena to you,” he retorted. “You don’t have to be in Washington to matter.”
Just ancient history now. A million dollars is what you expect a 20-year-old yoga instructor to win for staying on the “Survivor” island longest. This season, in fact, the producers upped the ante to $2 million, clearly realizing the old prize was peanuts. Woof.
Pete Buttigieg frequently complains that he’s the only candidate onstage who isn’t worth a million dollars. This is true, although to be fair, Buttigieg is only 38. When Elizabeth Warren was his age, she was a college teacher. Amy Klobuchar had been elected attorney of Hennepin County, Minn. Bernie Sanders had a nonprofit business producing film strips on New England history and a record of losing races for senator and governor. Mayor Pete is going to have to come back and see us in 30 years if he wants to really get sympathy. Warren, who faded into the background in the last debate, made a comeback. She refused to let her ex-pal Sanders off the hook for the awful behavior of some of the “Bernie bros” rampaging on social media. (“We are all responsible for our supporters.”) When Bloomberg (“a billionaire who calls women fat broads and horse-faced lesbians”) listed all the female executives he’s appointed, Warren noted acidly that he was basically arguing everything he’s done was OK because “I’ve been nice to some women.”
And what about Bloomberg? Given the fact that he was a partner at a major investment bank, it’s probably safe to say he was doing pretty darn well in his 30s. He did lose his job when he was about Buttigieg’s age, but guessing the $10 million severance helped stanch the pain. Missing from the crowd was Tom Steyer, who’s now sort of the backup billionaire candidate. Steyer was knocked out of the debate by his bad showing in Iowa and New Hampshire, but he’s been campaigning like crazy in Nevada and South Carolina, telling the people his story in the most approachable way possible. “I started a business,” he says at the beginning of his speeches. It’s true, and definitely more populist than, “I made a ton of money as a hedge fund trader.”
Bloomberg’s top campaign strategist has been hinting, sort of broadly, that Biden, Buttigieg and Klobuchar ought to drop out of the race so Bloomberg can unite the non-left part of the party against Bernie Sanders. (“I don’t think many people understand the dire circumstances here.”) As all the candidates in Las Vegas tried to throw in a little plug for donors to visit their websites, Bloomberg said, rather crankily, “Well, you can join me at mikebloomberg.com if you want, but I’m not asking for any money.”
You are probably not shocked that the Bloomberg forces failed to convince. Too bad the former mayor of New York isn’t married. Otherwise maybe his wife could go on TV and appeal for their support. He’s no longer the new kid in town. Wasn’t a very apt description anyhow, given that the new kid is 78. Let all the Democrats in America bow their heads and give thanks for Buttigieg, who is single-handedly keeping the average age of the major presidential contenders under 70.
And now Nevada! Yes, on Saturday we have a hotly contested contest in — oh God — a caucus state. In pursuit of efficiency, Nevada bought the same kind of newfangled app that Iowa did. Now it’s tossed it out, but no one seems totally completely utterly sure how the backup plan is going to work out.And now Nevada! Yes, on Saturday we have a hotly contested contest in — oh God — a caucus state. In pursuit of efficiency, Nevada bought the same kind of newfangled app that Iowa did. Now it’s tossed it out, but no one seems totally completely utterly sure how the backup plan is going to work out.
Why can’t the Democrats run their party like a, um, business? Let’s see if we can get Bloomberg to promise that if he doesn’t win the nomination, he’ll take over the D.N.C.Why can’t the Democrats run their party like a, um, business? Let’s see if we can get Bloomberg to promise that if he doesn’t win the nomination, he’ll take over the D.N.C.
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