Tony Blair's long goodbye has dominated the news. So we must all be talking about it. Right? Not exactly.
Tony Blair's long goodbye has dominated the news. So we must all be talking about it. Right? Not exactly.
An earthquake might have been rattling the political landscape in Manchester on Tuesday, but a few yards outside Labour's conference exclusion zone, no one seems to have noticed.
An earthquake might have been rattling the political landscape in Manchester on Tuesday, but a few yards outside Labour's conference exclusion zone, no one seems to have noticed.
While the big beasts of the political jungle gathered for Tony Blair's historic farewell speech, a short walk away in Piccadilly Gardens, people are sitting outside drinking posh coffees.
While the big beasts of the political jungle gathered for Tony Blair's historic farewell speech, a short walk away in Piccadilly Gardens, people are sitting outside drinking posh coffees.
Neil Kinnock, who used to make leader's speeches himself, strides past a few yards away. Not an eye is turned in his direction and the mobile phone conversations make no mention of Tony, Cherie and Gordon.
Neil Kinnock, who used to make leader's speeches himself, strides past a few yards away. Not an eye is turned in his direction and the mobile phone conversations make no mention of Tony, Cherie and Gordon.
Maybe these are the wrong sort of public. Traditionally, the place to take the pulse of what people are talking about is the Clapham omnibus. So how about the Altrincham tram?
Maybe these are the wrong sort of public. Traditionally, the place to take the pulse of what people are talking about is the Clapham omnibus. So how about the Altrincham tram?
The tram-line skirts the perimeter of the conference security zone and it looks as though we're in luck, as a definite political talking point comes into view. There's a small protest march, red flags fluttering and a couple of police horses.
The tram-line skirts the perimeter of the conference security zone and it looks as though we're in luck, as a definite political talking point comes into view. There's a small protest march, red flags fluttering and a couple of police horses.
No comment
No comment
But the couple of young women sitting on the tram in front of me only tut-tut dismissively and go back to a magazine article about Justin Timberlake. A seat behind, a woman confirms a holiday booking.
But the couple of young women sitting on the tram in front of me only tut-tut dismissively and go back to a magazine article about Justin Timberlake. A seat behind, a woman confirms a holiday booking.
What's talk about on Altrincham tram?
What's talk about on Altrincham tram?
There's a sudden burst of loud conversation. Is this going to be a voice of the people debate about the future of the Labour leadership? Possibly. Except it's in Polish.
There's a sudden burst of loud conversation. Is this going to be a voice of the people debate about the future of the Labour leadership? Possibly. Except it's in Polish.
Perhaps we need to get right up close to the conference.
Perhaps we need to get right up close to the conference.
At St Peter's Square, by the conference security barriers, it looks more promising. A tall, lean figure emerges from the conference zone, there's a flurry of interest and a passer-by snaps a picture.
At St Peter's Square, by the conference security barriers, it looks more promising. A tall, lean figure emerges from the conference zone, there's a flurry of interest and a passer-by snaps a picture.
It's Jon Snow, off the telly. A few yards away the Transport Secretary, Douglas Alexander, walks through the crowd completely unnoticed.
It's Jon Snow, off the telly. A few yards away the Transport Secretary, Douglas Alexander, walks through the crowd completely unnoticed.
Does anyone care about the political upheaval a few yards away?
Does anyone care about the political upheaval a few yards away?
How about that other home of strong opinion and political wisdom? The public house. With the conference on the doorstep it's got to be on the pub televisions? That'll get the drinkers talking.
How about that other home of strong opinion and political wisdom? The public house. With the conference on the doorstep it's got to be on the pub televisions? That'll get the drinkers talking.
Pub philosophy
Pub philosophy
There's a pub across the road from Manchester United's Old Trafford ground, festooned with football regalia. But they've got music videos on the box. Don't they feel the hand of history on the remote control?
There's a pub across the road from Manchester United's Old Trafford ground, festooned with football regalia. But they've got music videos on the box. Don't they feel the hand of history on the remote control?
Conferences take place behind barriers
Conferences take place behind barriers
There must be somewhere to share this public moment of this momentous speech?
There must be somewhere to share this public moment of this momentous speech?
Not in the Yates's wine lodge, it's screening MTV. There's a bar called Che with a Cuban flag - and no sign of the conference speech there either. And Wetherspoon's is another no-show for the big Blair address.
Not in the Yates's wine lodge, it's screening MTV. There's a bar called Che with a Cuban flag - and no sign of the conference speech there either. And Wetherspoon's is another no-show for the big Blair address.
Finally, there's a pub called the Piccadilly which makes room for the leader's farewell. But expecting anyone to pay any attention or to discuss this moment in modern history is a non-starter.
Finally, there's a pub called the Piccadilly which makes room for the leader's farewell. But expecting anyone to pay any attention or to discuss this moment in modern history is a non-starter.
Attention-hungry pundits and politicos fill the television screen but like people shouting from within a bubble, no one can hear them. Not least because someone has turned the sound down.
Attention-hungry pundits and politicos fill the television screen but like people shouting from within a bubble, no one can hear them. Not least because someone has turned the sound down.
When Mr Blair gets up to speak, a couple of women lugging shopping collapse into chairs below the big screen.
When Mr Blair gets up to speak, a couple of women lugging shopping collapse into chairs below the big screen.
Big screen appearance
Big screen appearance
"Shall we? Or shan't we? Maybe we shouldn't. It's still early. Oh, go on.Get a bottle in." Maybe they're going to toast Mr Blair with a bottle of pub white.
"Shall we? Or shan't we? Maybe we shouldn't. It's still early. Oh, go on.Get a bottle in." Maybe they're going to toast Mr Blair with a bottle of pub white.
Blair on but sound off
Blair on but sound off
At last, there's another public appearance for Mr Blair, where you can actually hear the words. It's on a giant outdoor screen, around the corner from a fancy Harvey Nichols store, where a man stands outside wearing a top hat.
At last, there's another public appearance for Mr Blair, where you can actually hear the words. It's on a giant outdoor screen, around the corner from a fancy Harvey Nichols store, where a man stands outside wearing a top hat.
The big screen is facing the giant pinwheels outside Selfridges.Children are playing in a water feature, shoppers are sitting down in the warm September afternoon, there are people nearby sipping beer in a no-smoking pub.
The big screen is facing the giant pinwheels outside Selfridges.Children are playing in a water feature, shoppers are sitting down in the warm September afternoon, there are people nearby sipping beer in a no-smoking pub.
Is anyone talking about the seismic shifts in politics? The end of the man who has dominated the political scene for a decade?
Is anyone talking about the seismic shifts in politics? The end of the man who has dominated the political scene for a decade?
Not even the lure of appearing on a Danish cable television channel is enough to get people to speculate, as an overseas camera crew struggles to vox pop passers-by.
Not even the lure of appearing on a Danish cable television channel is enough to get people to speculate, as an overseas camera crew struggles to vox pop passers-by.
And before making fun of the politicians, in their sealed world, you can't help but notice how much the conference people and journalists look and sound like each other - slightly over-dressed, bulky bags, ID tags, wanting to talk about something that doesn't seem to trouble anyone else. We're the odd ones out, not the public.
And before making fun of the politicians, in their sealed world, you can't help but notice how much the conference people and journalists look and sound like each other - slightly over-dressed, bulky bags, ID tags, wanting to talk about something that doesn't seem to trouble anyone else. We're the odd ones out, not the public.
Around the corner in St Ann's Square, in the new-look, confident, cosmopolitan Manchester, there are people drinking coffee in the hot autumn sunshine.
Around the corner in St Ann's Square, in the new-look, confident, cosmopolitan Manchester, there are people drinking coffee in the hot autumn sunshine.
"You know, the weather has really improved," says a woman outside Starbucks. At last, we've found someone ready to venture an opinion on the Blair legacy.
"You know, the weather has really improved," says a woman outside Starbucks. At last, we've found someone ready to venture an opinion on the Blair legacy.
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I think this story says it all about this country's complete apathy towards Blair and politics more generally. But can you blame us! I know that I certainly feel that there is little point getting aggravated about something that will never change. It's a sad state of affairs but that is the way that a lot of people feel at the moment. Laura, Isle of Wight
I think this story says it all about this country's complete apathy towards Blair and politics more generally. But can you blame us! I know that I certainly feel that there is little point getting aggravated about something that will never change. It's a sad state of affairs but that is the way that a lot of people feel at the moment. Laura, Isle of Wight
Who is this Tony fellow? Was he on Big Brother?Max, England
Nobody is discussing party politics because nothing of value is happening in party politics. No-one expects any change because no change has occurred. Political parties seem to delude themselves that we care about their petty disputes and power struggles. What the public wants is a job done well. The identities of those performing the duties are irrelevant.Thomsons Pier, Reading
This is no real suprise. On one level, it is an illustration of the depressing apathy about politics among the politics in general. More specifically, however, Tony Blair's speech yesterday was not really news, in the sense that it was not new. We all knew it was his last conference speech as PM. It was a staged event that was expected to take place. It did not bring us much closer to the answers of the only questions that really matter: when will he go and who will replace him? When the Labour Party indulge us by answering them, perhaps there'll be some discussionBrian Sloan, Belfast
