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| Why using simple language should be lucrative | Why using simple language should be lucrative |
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| Good use of language should be lucrative for companies, says Lucy Kellaway of the Financial Times. | Good use of language should be lucrative for companies, says Lucy Kellaway of the Financial Times. |
| Like most Brits, I find success in others pretty hard to cope with. When that success is combined with good looks, I can't tolerate it at all. | Like most Brits, I find success in others pretty hard to cope with. When that success is combined with good looks, I can't tolerate it at all. |
| Apple's continued glory eats away at me like a maggot at my core. When the iPad came out I prayed that it would be awful, but alas it's sleek and gorgeous, and in due course I will go out and grumpily buy one. | Apple's continued glory eats away at me like a maggot at my core. When the iPad came out I prayed that it would be awful, but alas it's sleek and gorgeous, and in due course I will go out and grumpily buy one. |
| Now I find that Apple has succeeded in an area even more revolutionary than designing beautiful products that are easy to use. | Now I find that Apple has succeeded in an area even more revolutionary than designing beautiful products that are easy to use. |
| It has discovered something that other companies have long forgotten - if they ever knew - that language can also be beautiful and easy to use. Words can be fun to read, they can look elegant, they can make you laugh. | It has discovered something that other companies have long forgotten - if they ever knew - that language can also be beautiful and easy to use. Words can be fun to read, they can look elegant, they can make you laugh. |
| Not long ago it published a set of guidelines for apps sold at its App Store. According to the laws that govern this sort of thing, this document should have been doubly unreadable. It was a list of legal requirements and was aimed at techies. Instead, it was funny and clear and I found myself reading it effortlessly. | Not long ago it published a set of guidelines for apps sold at its App Store. According to the laws that govern this sort of thing, this document should have been doubly unreadable. It was a list of legal requirements and was aimed at techies. Instead, it was funny and clear and I found myself reading it effortlessly. |
| "We have over 250,000 apps in the App Store," it said. "We don't need any more fart apps. If your app doesn't do something useful or provide some form of lasting entertainment, it may not be accepted." | "We have over 250,000 apps in the App Store," it said. "We don't need any more fart apps. If your app doesn't do something useful or provide some form of lasting entertainment, it may not be accepted." |
| The tone is direct, comic and elegantly threatening. | The tone is direct, comic and elegantly threatening. |
| Now compare this to the standard stuff on Microsoft. The brand new browser, it says, "delivers a richer, faster, and more business-ready Web experience. Architected to run HTML 5, the beta enables developers to utilise standardised mark-up language across multiple browsers". | Now compare this to the standard stuff on Microsoft. The brand new browser, it says, "delivers a richer, faster, and more business-ready Web experience. Architected to run HTML 5, the beta enables developers to utilise standardised mark-up language across multiple browsers". |
| Brave | Brave |
| Reading this I'm bored and restless, irritated and alienated. | Reading this I'm bored and restless, irritated and alienated. |
| Given the towering superiority of the first linguistic style over the second, will it catch on? You might think so, but you would be wrong. There is no sign that Microsoft has been suffering from its stolid, dodgy way with words. | Given the towering superiority of the first linguistic style over the second, will it catch on? You might think so, but you would be wrong. There is no sign that Microsoft has been suffering from its stolid, dodgy way with words. |
| Indeed it is one of the great mysteries of capitalism that there is no invisible hand that joins good language and good profits. If anything, the hand pushes the two apart. | Indeed it is one of the great mysteries of capitalism that there is no invisible hand that joins good language and good profits. If anything, the hand pushes the two apart. |
| A perfect example of the link between high profits and low language was a recent advertisement from "one of the largest and most trusted banking and financial services organisations in the world", which was hoping to hire a "customer journey re-engineering manager". | A perfect example of the link between high profits and low language was a recent advertisement from "one of the largest and most trusted banking and financial services organisations in the world", which was hoping to hire a "customer journey re-engineering manager". |
| This title contains three layers of obfuscation: the ludicrous yet ubiquitous idea that a banking customer is on a journey; the idea that this journey needs re-engineering; the notion that this needs managing. | This title contains three layers of obfuscation: the ludicrous yet ubiquitous idea that a banking customer is on a journey; the idea that this journey needs re-engineering; the notion that this needs managing. |
| There is only one conclusion to be drawn - surplus profits generate bonuses and waffle in equal measure. | There is only one conclusion to be drawn - surplus profits generate bonuses and waffle in equal measure. |
| The only customers who are really on a journey are those of the transport sector. And as I looked at a collection of them chugging along into London's Moorgate station, I thought of another reason why Apple's brave effort to rehabilitate language won't catch on. | The only customers who are really on a journey are those of the transport sector. And as I looked at a collection of them chugging along into London's Moorgate station, I thought of another reason why Apple's brave effort to rehabilitate language won't catch on. |
| Words are finished. Customers on journeys don't read, they watch videos on their iPads, iPhones and iPods. | Words are finished. Customers on journeys don't read, they watch videos on their iPads, iPhones and iPods. |
| Below is a selection of your comments | Below is a selection of your comments |
| I read on my iPhone. | I read on my iPhone. |
| Mark, Herne Bay | Mark, Herne Bay |
| You lost my interest when you decided to compare two bits of text aimed at different groups (developers vs managers). If you'd read the Windows Phone application guidelines you'd have found them clear (if not sarcastic like Apple's) and so far the experience of developers has been that Apple will reject apps with no feedback at all whereas Microsoft go out of their way to explain what needs to be done to meet their requirements. | You lost my interest when you decided to compare two bits of text aimed at different groups (developers vs managers). If you'd read the Windows Phone application guidelines you'd have found them clear (if not sarcastic like Apple's) and so far the experience of developers has been that Apple will reject apps with no feedback at all whereas Microsoft go out of their way to explain what needs to be done to meet their requirements. |
| Aidan, Reading | Aidan, Reading |
| Lucy - with the demise of the written word, have you thought about your future career? Perhaps a graphic designer or something in video production? | Lucy - with the demise of the written word, have you thought about your future career? Perhaps a graphic designer or something in video production? |
| David Bennett, London | David Bennett, London |
| f Lucy had experience of actually working in a business, she would find "the ludicrous yet ubiquitous idea that a banking customer is on a journey" a lot less ludicrous - the metaphor of a journey is a damn sight more engaging than calling it a process, and the ascendancy of customer journeys is quietly improving customers' experiences of interacting with organisations. Perhaps best not to comment when you don't know what you're talking about? | |
| Nic, London | |
| I would love to see an advert on TV about a car where they just tell you about the car in words only. Just one picture and a good voice over. Telling me about the car. I would buy that car. | |
| Alan Head, Canvey Island, UK | |
| I am one of those "Customer journey experience managers". Our industry has been searching for ways of describing what we do and has settled on real world metaphors such as "journey", "archtiect" and "location" to describe people's interactions in the digital space, because these are the easiest to understand. Better suggestions welcomed by all of us! Apple knows this more than anyone, and, ironic though this might seem to you, they have a great many Customer Experience managers, who map out customer journeys. In fact, this is the key to their success, as these people, when used effectively as Apple does, provide the insights companies need to keep their customers engaged. And yes, that includes the details of tone and message which you noticed Apple does so well. And by the way, to answer your final point, people are reading more in this digital age than they ever have before, so content still rules. | |
| Simon Raistrick, Dorking, Surrey |