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Late risers unite in Denmark | Late risers unite in Denmark |
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By Chris Morris BBC News, Denmark | By Chris Morris BBC News, Denmark |
If you find it hard to get up in the morning, don't despair - you're not lazy, you're just genetically programmed that way, says the B-Society in Denmark. | If you find it hard to get up in the morning, don't despair - you're not lazy, you're just genetically programmed that way, says the B-Society in Denmark. |
The sound of the alarm is dreaded by B-people everywhere | The sound of the alarm is dreaded by B-people everywhere |
I have still got a rather nasty bruise on my shin at the moment after the flawed execution of my latest elaborate plan - to make sure I did not miss the dreaded early morning flight. | I have still got a rather nasty bruise on my shin at the moment after the flawed execution of my latest elaborate plan - to make sure I did not miss the dreaded early morning flight. |
I was sleeping rather fitfully in the spare room downstairs, trying to avoid waking up the rest of the house, when the time ticked around to 4.30. | I was sleeping rather fitfully in the spare room downstairs, trying to avoid waking up the rest of the house, when the time ticked around to 4.30. |
First the phone alarm on the bedside table chirruped. I soon dealt with that. | First the phone alarm on the bedside table chirruped. I soon dealt with that. |
But then one minute later the alarm clock cunningly hidden on the other side of the room burst into life. | But then one minute later the alarm clock cunningly hidden on the other side of the room burst into life. |
The trick is to place an obstacle - in this case my son's rickety wooden rocking horse - in your path, making immediate access difficult. | The trick is to place an obstacle - in this case my son's rickety wooden rocking horse - in your path, making immediate access difficult. |
Now I know it is not my fault. I am a B-person The idea, obviously, is that by the time you find the blasted clock you are awake. | Now I know it is not my fault. I am a B-person The idea, obviously, is that by the time you find the blasted clock you are awake. |
The trouble was, in this case, in my bleary-eyed trance, I forgot about the horse altogether and crashed into it at some speed. | The trouble was, in this case, in my bleary-eyed trance, I forgot about the horse altogether and crashed into it at some speed. |
Searing pain, followed by muffled obscenities, left me lying in a heap on the floor, the alarm clock still beeping impatiently. | Searing pain, followed by muffled obscenities, left me lying in a heap on the floor, the alarm clock still beeping impatiently. |
I made the flight, the sunrise looked lovely, but boy do I hate mornings. | I made the flight, the sunrise looked lovely, but boy do I hate mornings. |
But it is OK. Now I know it is not my fault. I am a B-person. | But it is OK. Now I know it is not my fault. I am a B-person. |
A B-person - as opposed to an A-person - genetically pre-disposed to operate better and to be more alert later in the day. | A B-person - as opposed to an A-person - genetically pre-disposed to operate better and to be more alert later in the day. |
B-uprising | B-uprising |
Denmark it seems is full of B-people. So where better to form the B-society? | Denmark it seems is full of B-people. So where better to form the B-society? |
Six months after it was set up, it already boasts several thousand members. | Six months after it was set up, it already boasts several thousand members. |
Now it is campaigning hard for businesses to sign up to its B-certification list. | Now it is campaigning hard for businesses to sign up to its B-certification list. |
The glazed looks on the faces of grumpy commuters are disturbingly familiar | The glazed looks on the faces of grumpy commuters are disturbingly familiar |
"We're calling," the society proclaims in its manifesto, "for an uprising against the tyranny of early rising." | "We're calling," the society proclaims in its manifesto, "for an uprising against the tyranny of early rising." |
Mmm, sounds good. | Mmm, sounds good. |
But how does it work in practice? | But how does it work in practice? |
Rush-hour in Copenhagen seems relatively sedate to me - it is certainly not central London on a wet Monday morning. | Rush-hour in Copenhagen seems relatively sedate to me - it is certainly not central London on a wet Monday morning. |
But the glazed looks on the faces of grumpy commuters are disturbingly familiar. | But the glazed looks on the faces of grumpy commuters are disturbingly familiar. |
So, time to find some B-pioneers. | So, time to find some B-pioneers. |
Flexible working | Flexible working |
One strong cup of coffee later and I was on my way to meet Stephen Alstrup who runs his own B-certified company. | One strong cup of coffee later and I was on my way to meet Stephen Alstrup who runs his own B-certified company. |
Empty tube trains are one of the joys for Denmark's B-peopleBy the time he gets to his train station the platform is empty and so are most of the seats on his commuter train. | Empty tube trains are one of the joys for Denmark's B-peopleBy the time he gets to his train station the platform is empty and so are most of the seats on his commuter train. |
"I'm useless early in the morning," he says cheerfully. "All I can do is drink coffee, and stare into space." | "I'm useless early in the morning," he says cheerfully. "All I can do is drink coffee, and stare into space." |
"People used to get up early because they had to feed the animals. But I haven't got any cows or chickens, so I can sleep late." | "People used to get up early because they had to feed the animals. But I haven't got any cows or chickens, so I can sleep late." |
And when we get to Stephen's office, that is empty too - apart from one member of staff who has been there most of the night and is just leaving, and the company's only A-person who actually enjoys the early start. | And when we get to Stephen's office, that is empty too - apart from one member of staff who has been there most of the night and is just leaving, and the company's only A-person who actually enjoys the early start. |
The rest of them arrive when they choose - any time up to 3.30pm or so - each to their own rhythm. | The rest of them arrive when they choose - any time up to 3.30pm or so - each to their own rhythm. |
Business benefits | Business benefits |
It is a small hi-tech company and Stephen needs brains which are working at full speed. | It is a small hi-tech company and Stephen needs brains which are working at full speed. |
It used to be called disorganised but not any more | It used to be called disorganised but not any more |
"Everybody gains," he says, "they're here when they're fully awake, and the business benefits." | "Everybody gains," he says, "they're here when they're fully awake, and the business benefits." |
More confusing for me is the guy who works to a 25 hour clock. | More confusing for me is the guy who works to a 25 hour clock. |
If he is in at 10 today, it will be 11 tomorrow, then 12 - you can get the general idea. | If he is in at 10 today, it will be 11 tomorrow, then 12 - you can get the general idea. |
I do not know where his cycle had got to when we called at the office but there was certainly no sign of him by midday. | I do not know where his cycle had got to when we called at the office but there was certainly no sign of him by midday. |
It used to be called disorganised, but not any more, not in Denmark. His body clock is just different. | It used to be called disorganised, but not any more, not in Denmark. His body clock is just different. |
And it is not just businesses which are getting in on the act. | And it is not just businesses which are getting in on the act. |
Are you a teenager who cannot get out of bed in the morning? | Are you a teenager who cannot get out of bed in the morning? |
Or a parent who never quite gets the kids to school on time? | Or a parent who never quite gets the kids to school on time? |
Fear not - the Danes may have the solution: B-classes. | Fear not - the Danes may have the solution: B-classes. |
Work-life balance | Work-life balance |
From next year a school in Copenhagen will offer classes which start later in the day - at 10 instead of eight. It is likely to prove popular. | From next year a school in Copenhagen will offer classes which start later in the day - at 10 instead of eight. It is likely to prove popular. |
Some people might think you're lazy - but there's more to it than that Danish Minister Carina Christensen | Some people might think you're lazy - but there's more to it than that Danish Minister Carina Christensen |
Even the government seems to like the idea. | Even the government seems to like the idea. |
Work-life balance is a big political issue in Denmark, Families Minister Carina Christensen tells me. | Work-life balance is a big political issue in Denmark, Families Minister Carina Christensen tells me. |
And B-philosophy fits right in with the need for a flexible labour force. | And B-philosophy fits right in with the need for a flexible labour force. |
When I confess that I think I am a B-person, she gives me a comforting smile. | When I confess that I think I am a B-person, she gives me a comforting smile. |
"Don't worry," she says, "some people might think you're lazy - but there's more to it than that." | "Don't worry," she says, "some people might think you're lazy - but there's more to it than that." |
Well, I hope so. The B-society and its founder Camilla Kring are certainly convinced that they are on to a winner. | Well, I hope so. The B-society and its founder Camilla Kring are certainly convinced that they are on to a winner. |
"It's a 24/7 society," she says, as we sit in a park and watch some swans... swanning around. | "It's a 24/7 society," she says, as we sit in a park and watch some swans... swanning around. |
"Our institutions have got to move with the times." | "Our institutions have got to move with the times." |
Quite so. Which means the choice should be yours. As one famous Dane once said: "To B or not to B?" | Quite so. Which means the choice should be yours. As one famous Dane once said: "To B or not to B?" |
In modern life, that really is the question. | In modern life, that really is the question. |
From Our Own Correspondent was broadcast on Thursday, 14 June, 2007 at 1100 BST on BBC Radio 4. Please check the programme schedules for World Service transmission times. |
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