The Comment is free joke competition

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What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? An Italian with a rubber toe? A Spanish guy who's lost his car?

In order: Philippe Flop, Roberto and Carlos.

These are some of Comment is free's best one-liners, and we'd hasten to add, jokes that clearly surpass the winner of this year's best joke at the Edinburgh fringe festival, which came from Canadian comedian Stewart Francis and runs as follows: "You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks."

With other jokes in the top 10 including "I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister" and "I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!", we think it's only fair Comment is free readers get their space to give us a cracking one-liner to rival this year's winner. So give us your favourite one-liners below the line and we'll pick the best.

And what's that? You want one more from the Comment is free top drawer. OK then, what about this: Craig David gets a job with the British archery team, what is he? Their bo selecta, of course!

We'll get our coat …