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Even for a Johnson, Jo is terrifyingly clever Even for a Johnson, Jo is terrifyingly clever
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Well even for a Johnson, Jo is SO terrifyingly clever? I mean Dave is right, even if he had never been on How to Spend It, everyone says he was the most brilliant spa correspondent EVER, Jo would defo be the most talented person for the job eg last week I was in this like, major dilemma, I was like Jo, please I desperately need your advice, is it going to be totally no tights from now on & be completely honest are my legs too pale? So he frowned really hard, it was like the amaze Michelangelo statue I swear you could FEEL him thinking, then he was like, hmmm, though the weather might appear propitious it is not risk-free thus all indicators suggest what economists call "an emergency pair", concealed within a traditional "handbag", but ratings might be enhanced if you were to "rock" some appropriate hosiery for the Queen's speech, Wolford's Luxe 9 have a record of performing well regardless of the colour of your legs which can, I take it, be darkened by artificial means in conformity with prevailing "fash" conditions?Well even for a Johnson, Jo is SO terrifyingly clever? I mean Dave is right, even if he had never been on How to Spend It, everyone says he was the most brilliant spa correspondent EVER, Jo would defo be the most talented person for the job eg last week I was in this like, major dilemma, I was like Jo, please I desperately need your advice, is it going to be totally no tights from now on & be completely honest are my legs too pale? So he frowned really hard, it was like the amaze Michelangelo statue I swear you could FEEL him thinking, then he was like, hmmm, though the weather might appear propitious it is not risk-free thus all indicators suggest what economists call "an emergency pair", concealed within a traditional "handbag", but ratings might be enhanced if you were to "rock" some appropriate hosiery for the Queen's speech, Wolford's Luxe 9 have a record of performing well regardless of the colour of your legs which can, I take it, be darkened by artificial means in conformity with prevailing "fash" conditions?
I was like wow & Dave was like, babes, that is nothing, within 10 days Jo has had more ideas than the Hiltonator did in 10 years, it is literally like having Stephen Hawking on the staff if Hawking had been a Buller, you do not come up with policies like Jo's unless you have lived a little. I'm like OK, what, and Dave is like, you mean pardon, so I'm like what policies and Dave says Jo has done this linguistic analysis of Farage, seriously brainiac, and if we all start saying pardon, serviette and just fancy he thinks we could still win?I was like wow & Dave was like, babes, that is nothing, within 10 days Jo has had more ideas than the Hiltonator did in 10 years, it is literally like having Stephen Hawking on the staff if Hawking had been a Buller, you do not come up with policies like Jo's unless you have lived a little. I'm like OK, what, and Dave is like, you mean pardon, so I'm like what policies and Dave says Jo has done this linguistic analysis of Farage, seriously brainiac, and if we all start saying pardon, serviette and just fancy he thinks we could still win?
I'm like *lies through teeth* fine, but do not ask me to say toilet, Dave was like, chill babes, I think friend Haguey will confess that he knew little else ooop North, anyway Farage says little boys' room. I'm like, but are you sure that is noov enough to work, look at Miliband, Dave is like, why do you think I brought in poor old Lockwood, Jo said if you can't find anyone from Dulwich College, everybody knows St Paul's is almost as hideously embarrassing, look at Oik :)I'm like *lies through teeth* fine, but do not ask me to say toilet, Dave was like, chill babes, I think friend Haguey will confess that he knew little else ooop North, anyway Farage says little boys' room. I'm like, but are you sure that is noov enough to work, look at Miliband, Dave is like, why do you think I brought in poor old Lockwood, Jo said if you can't find anyone from Dulwich College, everybody knows St Paul's is almost as hideously embarrassing, look at Oik :)
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