Nelson Mandela was, like, soooo amazing

http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2013/dec/10/nelson-mandela-samantha-cameron

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Well RIP Mr Madeeber which is what Dave and me have always called President Mandela since we became bffs, it is hard to put into words for people who never met him but Melanie Brown summed it up, he was sooo amazing, also like Naomi says, incredibly kind to models & do not even get Alexa started on his loincloths #inspirational #styleicon? Plus the way he was so uber-forgiving, eg if you accidentally asked him what Mary Seacole was like he would be like, happens all the time :) & basically this total wound-healing role model? Dave is right, anyone who says Madeeber did not totes forgive him for that fact-finding tour everyone keeps going on about needs to go seriously high on the shit list, I know, why would you expect Labourites to understand that major South African lolz = the path to reconciliation but basically there are limits, as in if anyone says another WORD about our Christmas card *shakes fist* I will literally explode?

So I keep thinking what would Madeeber do if basically he had done this actually quite adorbs card, sort of low-concept austerity, and then only because Mr Cobber begged us, he was like, pretty please Sabrina, spare us two kiddies mate, Lynton is not even asking for three, just enough to get the aw bless lady-vote back on board, I'm like forget it, he's like, you win, just the small kiddie, tops, whatsername, Flipper, you do know Miliband is putting his entire gene pool out there? I'm like, like I should even CARE??? So Cobber goes, OK, Sabrina, just half of one small kiddie, classy snapper and – help me out here Dave – Lynton, will never leave the dunny seat up again, Dave's like, or leave his nasal hair in the sink babes, I'm like, OK, one condition: people can CLEARLY see my bag, including the shagreen hardware? Mr Cobber's like, respect Sabrina you are one tough lady, trust the Wizard of Oz, you will not regret this *laughs mirthlessly at own gullibility*.

So we're listening to Barack going discipline your anger etc, I'm like, fair point, but someone tell me, when Mr Madeeber was president did anyone EVER crop his wife's tote from their Christmas card?

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