From Irn-Bru ice-cream to the holiday wardrobe reality gap: what's hot and what's not on planet fashion this week

http://www.theguardian.com/fashion/2014/aug/02/measure-irn-bru-ice-cream-holiday-wardrobe-reality-gap

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Going up

Hoodie over a bikini The holiday cover-up of the summer – see Elle Macpherson on a yacht for details.

Irn-Bru ice-cream Thank you, Lord. Why has this taken so long to materialise?

Inez and Vinoodh's jeans for Frame Denim Because we're so going to look like Freja Beha Erichsen in them. For sure.

Matching your pedicure polish to your skintone Brights are over. Having a mannequin moment is a thing this summer.

Arsenal's cup kit for 2014/15 Those diagonal stripes are very JW Anderson AW14.

Going down

Lily Allen's URL Badman All her songs now sound like they belong on a CBeebies ad.

Jumper lust It's still too hot to wear new season's knits. Praying for temperatures to drop is a new sensation.

Gisele OK, we're jealous. We want to earn £74,000 a day, too.

Life without the The Face UK Why cancel the best modelling show of all time? The inferior US version is a village pageant in comparison.

The holiday wardrobe reality gap In your head, the shorts and plimsolls are very Jane-Birkin-St-Tropez. In reality, PE kit on a grown-up. Sigh.