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Susan Boyle, Justin Bieber and the satanic ice bucket ritual – it’s all an Illuminati plot Susan Boyle, Justin Bieber and the satanic ice bucket ritual – it’s all an Illuminati plot
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We’ve heard a lot of differing opinions about the worth or otherwise of celebrities taking part in the ice bucket challenge. But there’s one, unreported strand of opinion that particularly piqued Lost in Showbiz’s interest this week: the belief that celebrities doing the ice bucket challenge are, in fact, performing a satanic purification ritual before the implementation of a Luciferian agenda system. We’ve heard a lot of differing opinions about the worth or otherwise of celebrities taking part in the ice bucket challenge. But there’s one, unreported strand of opinion that particularly piqued Lost in Showbiz’s interest this week: the belief that celebrities doing the ice bucket challenge are, in fact, performing a satanic purification ritual before the implementation of a Luciferian agenda system.
“They are literally preparing the way for the Antichrist to sit on a throne,” suggested one of a number of YouTube videos on the subject LiS enjoyed, citing as evidence the fact that Oprah Winfrey had said “in the name of ALS” before being doused. You may think that stands for amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, but WAKE UP SHEEPLE: it is, of course, Antichrist Lucifer Satan. Elsewhere, Justin Timberlake was fingered as an Illuminati operative because he was wearing a Pink Floyd T-shirt, Bill Gates because he’d rigged his bucket to some scaffolding clearly intended to resemble the Temple of Solomon and Justin Bieber – who LiS frankly suspects is very much the Stupid Boy Pike in Beelzebub’s Army – because he appeared in the video with a friend wearing a New York Knicks T-shirt bearing the number 33. “They are literally preparing the way for the Antichrist to sit on a throne,” suggested one of a number of YouTube videos on the subject LiS enjoyed, citing as evidence the fact that Oprah Winfrey had said “in the name of ALS” before being doused. You may think that stands for amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, but WAKE UP SHEEPLE: it is, of course, Antichrist Lucifer Satan. Elsewhere, Justin Timberlake was fingered as an Illuminati operative because he was wearing a Pink Floyd T-shirt, Bill Gates because he’d rigged his bucket to some scaffolding clearly intended to resemble the Temple of Solomon and Justin Bieber – who LiS frankly suspects is very much the Stupid Boy Pike in Beelzebub’s Army – because he appeared in the video with a friend wearing a New York Knicks T-shirt bearing the number 33.
The deeper LiS delved into connections between celebrities and the Illuminati, the more the scales fell from its eyes. As far as it can gather from its online research, pretty much every celebrity who has died in recent years has been offed by them, including The Fast and the Furious star Paul Walker and Robin Williams. In both these cases, the Illuminati signposted that they were behind their murders by sending coded messages through the cartoon Family Guy: Williams’s death was signalled by BBC3 rerunning an episode featuring Williams for the third time on the night of his death. LiS would have thought the all-powerful emissaries of Satan could have come up with somewhere a bit more upscale to announce their fell handiwork than on BBC3, among Snog Marry Avoid and Mr T’s World’s Craziest Fools. What are they going to do next? Announce the arrival of the Fourth Kingdom as predicted in Daniel 2:40 via a statement read by Ralph Little? Then again, who knows the shadowy means by which they operate? The deeper LiS delved into connections between celebrities and the Illuminati, the more the scales fell from its eyes. As far as it can gather from its online research, pretty much every celebrity who has died in recent years has been offed by them, including The Fast and the Furious star Paul Walker and Robin Williams. In both these cases, the Illuminati signposted that they were behind their murders by sending coded messages through the cartoon Family Guy: Williams’s death was signalled by BBC3 rerunning an episode featuring Williams for the third time on the night of his death. LiS would have thought the all-powerful emissaries of Satan could have come up with somewhere a bit more upscale to announce their fell handiwork than on BBC3, among Snog Marry Avoid and Mr T’s World’s Craziest Fools. What are they going to do next? Announce the arrival of the Fourth Kingdom as predicted in Daniel 2:40 via a statement read by Ralph Little? Then again, who knows the shadowy means by which they operate?
And what does all this mean for Susan Boyle, who performed the Ice Bucket Purification Before the Great Human Sacrifice while sitting in a chair holding an American flag in one hand, a bottle of shampoo in the other and singing I Dreamed a Dream? LiS confesses it doesn’t, at this point, fully understand the symbolism in this one, but gets the feeling that it’s probably not good news for humanity.And what does all this mean for Susan Boyle, who performed the Ice Bucket Purification Before the Great Human Sacrifice while sitting in a chair holding an American flag in one hand, a bottle of shampoo in the other and singing I Dreamed a Dream? LiS confesses it doesn’t, at this point, fully understand the symbolism in this one, but gets the feeling that it’s probably not good news for humanity.