Premier League clockwatch – as it happened

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9.50pm GMT21:50

Full-time: Liverpool 2-0 Burnley

Liverpool stay fifth, Burnley stay 19th.

9.46pm GMT21:46

Ricky Lambert is coming on for Sterling. He has approximately 100 seconds to make a mark.

9.45pm GMT21:45

The only match still in progress is at Anfield, where Liverpool are 2-0 up against Burnley and could be playing in lambskin dressing gowns, so comfortable do they seem.

9.42pm GMT21:42

Full-times:

West Ham 0-1 Chelsea

Celtic 0-1 St Johnstone

Norwich 0-1 Wigan

Sheffield Wednesday 1-2 Blackburn

9.41pm GMT21:41

Drogba booked for time-wasting as Chelsea try to creep over the line at Upton Park...

9.41pm GMT21:41

What a ave by Lloris! The Frenchman claws Fernandez’s header out ... and then the ref blows the final whistle. Lloris’ saves clinched victory for the home side: Spurs 3-2 Swansea

Also, Birmingham 1-0 Blackpool

9.38pm GMT21:38

Full-times:

Leeds 2-1 Ipswich

QPR 1-2 Arsenal

9.37pm GMT21:37

Full-times:

Manchester City 2-0 Leicester (Silva, Milner)

Newcastle 0-1 Manchester United (Young)

Stoke 2-0 Everton (Moses, Diouf)

9.35pm GMT21:35

GOAL! Spurs 3-2 Swansea Sigurdsson strokes the ball into the net after being played through by Montero.

Updated at 10.09pm GMT

9.32pm GMT21:32

GOAL! Man City 2-0 Leicester James Milner makes it safe at last for City.

Updated at 10.13pm GMT

9.31pm GMT21:31

GOAL! Newcastle 0-1 Man Utd One minute from time, Krul and Coloccini, under pressure from Rooney, combine to send the ball straight to Young, who gratefully wallops it into the net from eight yards! Van Gaal’s team aren’t going to crawl all the way to the Champions League are they?

Updated at 10.15pm GMT

9.29pm GMT21:29

Sol Bamba has had a recurrence of his weekend form: he’s given away a penalty by handling the ball. But Silvestri saves Murphy’s spotkick!

9.27pm GMT21:27

GOAL! Stoke 2-0 Everton Everton defenders collapse to the ground in dismay - providing a neat summary of their season so far for any quick-thinking photographer - as Diouf delivers victory to Stoke with an opportunistic finish after Arnautovic’s shot came back off a post.

Updated at 9.29pm GMT

9.26pm GMT21:26

GOAL! QPR 1-2 Arsenal Bang! That’s a super goal from Austin: he took two touches to control the ball at the edge of the area, then swivelled and powered a ferocious shot into the net. No blame attached to Ospinna there! Suddenely Arsene Wenger is looking uncomfortable in his enormous sleeping bag coat.

9.22pm GMT21:22

For those Everton fans too afraid to ask for an update from the match at the Britannia, all I can tell you is that every time I look at it, Stoke have the ball, usually in the opposing half.

9.21pm GMT21:21

GOAL! Leeds 2-1 Ipswich OK, maybe Ipswich will accept now that they shouldn’t be challenging for promotion. That, at least, is the point that Leeds are trying to stress, as Billy Sharp volleys into the net from 12 yards following fine work down the right. Might Leeds be challenging for promotion next season? Actually, no sense trying to answer that as absolutely anything could happen at Elland Road between now and then.

9.19pm GMT21:19

GOAL! Leeds 1-1 Ipswich Freddie Sears has equalised for Mick McCarthy’s men, who just won’t accept that they shouldn’t be challenging for promotion.

9.18pm GMT21:18

Leicester are threatening an equaliser at the Etihahd, where man City are characteristically sluggish. Mahrez has just struck a fine effort against the post or, as Paul Merson has put it on Sky, using expert rhyming slag, “Mahrez has just hit the beans on toast!”

9.16pm GMT21:16

Harry Kane, who is surely the captain of everyone’s fantasy league team this week, has just missed two presentable chances. As has Sakho at Upton Park, where Chelsea are clinging to their lead.

9.14pm GMT21:14

GOAL! Leeds 1-0 Ipswich Mowatt sends a splendid freekick into the net.

9.13pm GMT21:13

GOAL! QPR 0-2 Arsenal Sanchez collects the ball on the left-hand side of the box, then dodges two defenders and fires in at the near post. That’s curtains for Rangers.

Updated at 9.48pm GMT

9.10pm GMT21:10

Sanchez, who played a key role in the go-ahead goal, wrecks havoc in the Rangers’ defence. again, but Green pulls off a top save.

9.09pm GMT21:09

GOAL! QPR 0-1 Arsenal Giroud continues his atonement for hat ridiculous display against Monaco, tapping into the net from two yards after Gibbs’ shot is blocked.

Updated at 9.25pm GMT

9.08pm GMT21:08

GOAL! Liverpool 2-0 Burnley Henderson is the creator this time, and Sturridge finishes with a neat header.

Updated at 9.18pm GMT

9.08pm GMT21:08

GOAL! Spurs 3-1 Swansea Remember Andros Townsend? Well he’s only gone and rammed the ball into the net from distance to give Spurs an insurmountable lead.

Updated at 9.20pm GMT

9.07pm GMT21:07

Here’s a lovely moment: Jonas Gutierrez has come on for Newcastle, having recovered from cancer. Everyone in the ground applauds warmly.

9.06pm GMT21:06

Simon Mignolet may not be much cop with his feet, but he’s just shown that he’s a mean header: he charged out of his box to nut the ball clear as Barnes tried to collect a throughball.

9.04pm GMT21:04

Boom! Matt Phillips unleashes a blaster that flies through the air from 25 yards, leaving flames in its wake. Ospinna hurls himself across goal but can’t to it ... so is mightily relieved to see it fly 5.2 inches past the post. Does anyone know anything that’s 5.2 inches long so that I could put that in context?

Updated at 9.05pm GMT

9.01pm GMT21:01

Oh, that could have been so beautiful! Chelsea sliced open West Ham with a wonderful move that culminated with Hazard teeing up Ramires, whose deft low shot bounces out off the butt of the post!

8.59pm GMT20:59

Schwarzer makes an wonderful save to prevent City from aggravating the score. Courtois then does likewise to preserve Chelsea’s lead at West ham. meanwhile, a sensation in Scotland: Danny Swanson has put St Johnstone 1-0 up at Celtic with a rocket into the top corner from 25 yards.

8.58pm GMT20:58

GOAL! Spurs 2-1 Swansea Eriksen makes the goal with a lovely dribble, the Mason applies the finish by spanking the ball into the net when it squirts out to him.

Updated at 9.10pm GMT

8.57pm GMT20:57

Half the crowd at Upton Park thought Sakho had equalised! But instead his shot hurtled into the sidenetting, so it remains West Ham 0-1 Chelsea.

8.56pm GMT20:56

Tim Krul is making a strong case for man of the match at St James’ Park. he’s just produced a fine save to deny Fellaini and he then jumped to his feet to block Young’s rebound.

8.53pm GMT20:53

Bony has just missed another sitter for Man City! At least that’s what the folks who saw it are saying.

8.52pm GMT20:52

UPDATE: We can confirm that @BafGomis is in a stable condition following the earlier incident at White Hart Lane tonight. #TOTSWA

8.51pm GMT20:51

The action has resumed at the Britannia but it’s the same old story for Everton, as Lukaku blasts wide with a decent chance.

8.49pm GMT20:49

8.47pm GMT20:47

It’s half-time at Anfield, where Liverpool remain 1-0 in front thanks to Henderson’s screamer and a top save just before the break by Mignolet from Inges.

8.45pm GMT20:45

Barcelona, by the way, are breezing into the final of the Coppa del Rey. Neymar has scored twice and Suarez once to give them a 3-1 lead in the second leg against 10-man Villarreal. That’s 6-2 on aggregate.

8.43pm GMT20:43

Sturridge scampers through clear on goal ... he’s capable of doing anything here, from dinking it over the advancing keeper to trying a triple pirouette and backheel finish ... but he opts for an attempted sidefoot curler ... but the keeper somehow read his intentions and saved with his feet.

8.38pm GMT20:38

A perfectly timed tackle by Skrtel on Barnes - and it had to be, otherwise that was a surefire penalty for Burnley.

8.36pm GMT20:36

It’s half-time every where, except at Anfield. Here are the scores so far:

Stoke 1-0 Everton

Newcatle 0-0 Man Utd

Man City 1-0 Leicester

West Ham 0-1 Chelsea

Spurs 1-1 Swansea

QPR 0-0 Arsenal

Liverpool 1-0 Burnley

Birmingham 1-0 Blackpool

Leeds 0-0 Ipswich

Norwich 0-1 Wigan

Sheff Wed 0-2 Blackburn

Celtic 0-0 St Johnstone

8.34pm GMT20:34

Remember James Tomkins’ laughable dive after being gently pushed by Kevin Mirallas when Everton played West ham earlier this season? For some reason that came to mind when the West Ham centreback went down just now in the vicinity of Diego Costa. The ref didn’t buy it.

8.32pm GMT20:32

GOAL! Man City 1-0 Leicester. Bony’s attempt to score his first goal for his new club was thwarted when his shot from a Kolarvov cross was blocked. But it fell to Silva, whose first short as also blocked but he followed up to slot into the net from close range. At last City have their breakthrough.

8.31pm GMT20:31

Begovic makes a solid save from a drive by Aaron Lennon. moments later Charlie adam squanders a freekick from a promising position.

8.29pm GMT20:29

GOAL! Liverpool 1-0 Burnley Jordan Henderson can’t stop scoring! A Countinho effort rebounded to him at the edge of the box and he blasted it first time into the net from 20 yards!

Updated at 8.51pm GMT

8.28pm GMT20:28

GOAL! Birmingham 1-0 Blackpool Andrew Shinne kicks it in.

8.27pm GMT20:27

Since Mark Hughes has been in charge, the Potters have won 15, drawn 5, lost 1 when they have scored the first goal at the Britannia Stadium

8.27pm GMT20:27

Silva flashes some wizardry to supply Bony with a magical pass ... but the striker fails to reward it with a goal, botching his finish badly.

8.25pm GMT20:25

Gabriel appears to have suffered some sort of injury at Loftus Road, so Laurent Koscileny has come on in his place. Liverpool, meanwhile, are struggling to prise Burnley apart, with Sterling not as influential as he could be from right wingback. Having said that, Heaton has just had to make a fine sae to deny Henderson.

8.21pm GMT20:21

Carl Jenkinson’s timing is so good he could be the next James Bond: he has just made a wonderful last-ditch tackle to stop Diego Costa from inflicting more damage on West Ham.

8.17pm GMT20:17

GOAL! Stoke 1-0 Everton Everton appear determined to test the theory that they are too big to go down: they’ve fallen behind to a brilliant header from Moses, who guided a Bardsley cross into the net from 12 yards.

Updated at 8.35pm GMT

8.16pm GMT20:16

Rooney has missed a second clear chance for Manchester United. He was put through by Di Maria, who has otherwise had a bad game so far - a fact that Van Gaal has noted, as the Dutchman has got up to bawl at the Argentinian for giving the ball away.

8.15pm GMT20:15

Gibbs looks amazed at not being given a freekick as he nods the ball behind for a corner after - he claims - being shoved by Zamora. QPR ignore his complaints and deliver the corner, which Gibbs heads clear. Arsenal then hurtle down the other end and pose a rare threat, which Rosciky wastes with a wayward shank from 18 yards.

8.12pm GMT20:12

QPR have made a confident start against Arsenal and look the more vibrant and slicker side. Arsenal are in one of their down moods.

8.10pm GMT20:10

Mahrez - who is one Leicester player who should definitely stay in the Premier League if the club goes down (as in, someone better should buy him), plays a delightful pass through to Kramaric, whose attempt to give Leicester a surprising lead is foiled by Joe Hart.

8.09pm GMT20:09

Manchester City threatened to blow Leicester away early on but the underdogs are now rebelling and, indeed, they could have had a penalty just now after Schlupp went down in the area under a clumsy challenge from Bony. The ref saw nothing awry, however.

Updated at 8.32pm GMT

8.08pm GMT20:08

GOAL! West ham 0-1 Chelsea Fabregas to Ramires to Hazard, who scores with a, um, trademark header!

Updated at 8.27pm GMT

8.07pm GMT20:07

Many of you have written in to remind us that Gomis has fainted previously, twice, when playing for Lyon.

8.06pm GMT20:06

GOAL! Sheffield Wednesday 0-1 Blackburn Jordan Rhodes is making it a bad Wednesday for Wednesday

8.05pm GMT20:05

GOAL! Spurs 1-1 Swansea Spurs thought they had escaped when Sigurdsson’s excellent freekick came back out off the post, but Swansea quickly put the pressure back on and Ki equalised with a deft finish!

Updated at 8.24pm GMT

8.02pm GMT20:02

Liverpool have just kicked off at Anfield ... and they very nearly took the lead within 20 seconds. Sterling and Sturridge combined mischievously before the latter forced a fine save from Heaton.

8.00pm GMT20:00

GOAL! Norwich 0-1 Wigan. Well this is a turn-up ‘ Kim Bo-Kyung has struck early to ruin the feelgood factor at Carrow Road. Meanwhile at Upton Park, John Terry has been booked for bringing down Valencia. And the inevitable has happened at the britannia: Barry has got that booking we all saw coming.

Updated at 8.01pm GMT

7.59pm GMT19:59

Gomis has been taken off the pitch on a stretcher and concerns for his well-being seem to have abated a little. Olivera is introduced as a substitute in his place.

7.58pm GMT19:58

Gomis continues to receive treatment, but he is moving and appears to be alert.

7.55pm GMT19:55

A disturbing development at White Hart Lane. Bafetimbi Gomis has collapsed and seems to be in distress. All the players look very concerned. A group of medical personnel are attending to the player. Hopefully this does not turn out to be as serious as it looks at the moment.

Updated at 8.22pm GMT

7.51pm GMT19:51

GOAL! Spurs 1-0 Swansea Nacer Chadli opens the scoring with a superb volley from a Danny Rose cross!

Updated at 8.18pm GMT

7.51pm GMT19:51

Cambiasso has just prevented Bony from claiming his first goal for Manchester City, clearing off the line. Meanwhile, Patrick McCabe has another idea for the type of mask that Coquelin could sport. “He should have to wear a mask with the face of whoever he has to mark, that would really freak them out!” Excellent idea. Mind you, Sandro seems the sort of trickster who’d enjoy that.

7.49pm GMT19:49

Kick-off at Whit Hart Lane was preceded by a minute’s applause for the late, great Dave Mackay.

7.48pm GMT19:48

All matches are go - except Liverpool v Burnley, which kicks off in 15 minutes. Everton have made a bright start at Stoke, but that comes to an end when Barry chops down Adam: that’s unlikely to be the last time those two tangle tonight - it’ll be a major shock if both finish the game without a yellow card, at least.

7.44pm GMT19:44

“Can you keep an eye out on the Arsenal game and let us know what sort of mask Coquelin is wearing?” pleads Charles Antaki. “Hopefully it won’t be one of those dull minimalist ones. The full Guy Fawkes, as popularised by Occupy-type protesters, would be good. Otherwise one of those Venetian ones with the beak.” How about a Patrick Vieira mask, in another attempt to dupe Gooners into believing Arsenal have sorted their midfield problems?

7.37pm GMT19:37

Sol Bamba endured a ghastly performance against Watford at the weekend but, so far as I’ve seen, rescuing him from unemployment has really paid off for Leeds so far: you don’t want him trying to stride out of defence with the ball, but otherwise he’s really generally brought real steel and authority to Leeds’ backline. So it’s good to see he’s kept his place for the visit of Ipswich, whose strikers will have to be subdued if Leeds’ relatively decent recent run is to continue.

Leeds: Silvestri, Wootton, Bamba, Bellusci, Cooper, Murphy, Cook, Byram, Mowatt, Charlie Taylor, Sharp. Subs: Cani, Berardi, Stuart Taylor, Morison, Doukara, Sloth, Antenucci. Ipswich: Bialkowski, Chambers, Smith, Berra, Mings, Anderson, Skuse, Tabb, Parr, Varney, Wood. Subs: Gerken, Murphy, Chaplow, Bru, Sears, Connolly, Clarke. Referee: Mark Brown (East Yorkshire)

7.30pm GMT19:30

So as you can see from the team news below, Per Mertesacker has been brought back into the Arsenal defence: is that a sign of complacency from Arsene Wenger? QPR certainly don’t have the pace to trouble the static German, but they’ve brought in Bobby Zamora with a view to bullying him, no doubt. And with Charlie Austin sniffing around, I foresee at least one home goal at Loftus Road ... but also an Arsenal victory. Just can’t see QPR getting out of the relegation zone.

7.08pm GMT19:08

Stoke v Everton

Stoke: Begovic, Bardsley, Wollscheid, Wilson, Pieters, Whelan, Nzonzi, Walters, Adam, Moses, Crouch. Subs: Arnautovic, Diouf,Cameron, Sidwell, Butland, Teixeira, Shenton.

Everton: Howard, Coleman, Stones, Jagielka, Garbutt, McCarthy, Gibson, Barry, Lennon, Lukaku, Naismith. Subs: Robles, Kone, Mirallas, Besic, Barkley, Osman, Alcaraz.

Referee: Mark Clattenburg (Tyne & Wear)

Updated at 7.15pm GMT

7.07pm GMT19:07

Spurs v Swans

Tottenham Hotspur: Lloris, Walker, Dier, Vertonghen, Rose, Bentaleb, Mason, Townsend, Eriksen, Chadli, Kane. Subs: Chiriches, Paulinho, Soldado, Lamela, Vorm, Dembele, Davies. Swansea: Fabianski, Naughton, Fernandez, Williams, Taylor, Ki, Cork, Sigurdsson, Shelvey, Routledge, Gomis. Subs: Amat, Britton, Emnes, Nelson Oliveira, Montero, Rangel, Tremmel. Referee: Michael Oliver (Northumberland)

7.07pm GMT19:07

Man City v Leicester

Man City: Hart, Sagna, Demichelis, Mangala, Kolarov, Jesus Navas, Fernando, Toure, Silva, Bony, Aguero. Subs: Kompany, Zabaleta, Milner, Dzeko, Caballero, Lampard, Clichy. Leicester: Schwarzer, Simpson, Upson, Huth, Morgan, Konchesky, Mahrez, James, Cambiasso, Schlupp, Kramaric. Subs: Drinkwater, Vardy, King, Hamer, Ulloa, Wasilewski, Nugent. Referee: Robert Madley (West Yorkshire)

7.06pm GMT19:06

West Ham v Chelsea

West Ham: Adrian, Jenkinson, Reid, Tomkins, Cresswell, Kouyate, Noble, Nolan, Downing, Sakho, Valencia. Subs: Jarvis, Nene, O’Brien, Collins, Demel, Jaaskelainen, Song. Chelsea: Courtois, Ivanovic, Cahill, Terry, Azpilicueta, Ramires, Zouma, Fabregas, Oscar, Costa, Hazard. Subs: Cech, Luis, Drogba, Remy, Willian, Cuadrado, Loftus-Cheek. Referee: Lee Mason (Lancashire)

Updated at 7.26pm GMT

7.05pm GMT19:05

QPR V Arsenal

QPR: Green, Furlong, Onuoha, Caulker, Yun, Phillips, Henry, Sandro, Hoilett, Austin, Zamora. Subs: Hill, Wright-Phillips, McCarthy, Isla, Kranjcar, Vargas, Zarate. Arsenal: Ospina, Bellerin, Mertesacker, Gabriel, Gibbs, Coquelin, Cazorla, Rosicky, Ozil, Sanchez, Giroud. Subs: Koscielny, Walcott, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Ramsey, Chambers, Welbeck, Martinez. Referee: Kevin Friend (Leicestershire)

7.05pm GMT19:05

Newcastle v Manchester United

Newcastle: Krul, Janmaat, Williamson, Coloccini, Ryan Taylor, Obertan, Abeid, Sissoko, Ameobi, Cisse, Riviere. Subs: Anita, Gouffran, Perez, Gutierrez, Armstrong, Satka, Woodman. Man Utd: De Gea, Valencia, Smalling, Evans, Rojo, Ander Herrera, Blind, Di Maria, Rooney, Young, Fellaini. Subs: Jones, Mata, Falcao, Januzaj, Lindegaard, Carrick, McNair. Referee: Anthony Taylor (Cheshire)

Updated at 7.23pm GMT

7.02pm GMT19:02

Burnley v Liverpool

Burnley: Heaton; Trippier, Keane, Shackell, Mee; Kightly, Jones, Arfield, Boyd; Barnes, Ings.

Liverpool: Mignolet; Can, Skrtel, Lovren; Henderson, Allen, Moreno, Lallana, Sterling; Coutinho; Sturridge.

Updated at 7.03pm GMT

6.30pm GMT18:30

Preamble:

Hello and welcome to another edition of Clockwatch, the feature that is forever grateful for the letter l. The action on this occasion will will focus on no fewer (and, in fairness, no more) than seven Premier League matches, and the big news is that Vincent Kompany will not start any of them. That’s right, the Manchester City skipper has been jilted from his team’s line-up, presumably as punishment for a slew of sub-par recent performances. Deimichelis and Mangala will instead be tasked with keeping Leicester City out and if they manage that, then doing the same against Barcelona in a few weeks will obviously be a doddle.

Elsewhere, QPR will attempt to respond to Aston Villa’s victory last night by upsetting Arsenal, while Louis Van Gaal’s Manchester United project will enter its latest phase at Newcastle United, and no one truly knows what to expect from that encounter. Stoke will attempt to fuel their improbable bid for a Europa League spot by inflicting another negative for Roberto Martinez to find positives in; Chelsea will seek to follow up their League Cup victory with a win at West Ham; Spurs will attempt to follow up their League Cup defeat with a victory over Swansea; and Liverpool and Burnley will do battle with the former trying to enter the Champions League zone and the latter aiming to clamber clear of the danger zone.

Meanwhile in the Championship, Leeds aim to stall the Ipswich tractor, Birmingham and Blackpool will perform a football-themed skit at St Andrews, Norwich be out to extend their good run and Wigan’s bad run and Blackburn Rovers will be trying not to think of their upcoming FA Cup tryst with Liverpool as they take on Sheffield Wednesday, though they have rested six players tonight.

In Scotland, Celtic could distance themselves from the sides below them by tonking St Johnstone.

Updated at 7.32pm GMT