Assuming room temperature

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So how long before the first pensions mis-selling reports begin: a month, a year, or will we have to wait six or more years, as we did with PPI and the rest (Minister warns: don’t blow your pension today, 6 April)? But I saw at the weekend that holiday firms are gearing up for a bonanza, so maybe the impact will be felt much sooner.David ReedLondon

• Having just, thanks to the letter in the Guardian, subscribed to the Save Shaker Aamer Campaign (Letters, 6 April), I must ask, What about Mohamedou Ould Slahi, whose horrifying Guantánamo diary was published in January? He may not be British but we can still care about his torture and human rights.Susan ReynoldsLondon

Could the Large Hadron Collider be asked to explain why England never win on penalty shootouts?

• There was one word missing from your readers’ editor’s piece on Kelvin MacKenzie (Open door, 6 April), and that word is “sorry”.Karey HunterLeicester

• At the state comprehensive school where I taught in the 1990s, women teachers were addressed as “madam” (Letters, 6 April).Julie BakerGloucester

• As a male volunteer in a junior school largely staffed by women, I am regularly addressed by the children as “miss”.Bill TordoffBedford

• Could the Large Hadron Collider be asked to explain why England never win on penalty shootouts (Cern restarts mission to explain everything, 6 April)? Please.John BaileySt Albans, Hertfordshire

• What about the chap, who, when told by his GP that he only had two weeks to live, asked: “Can I have the last week in July and the first in August?” (Letters, 4 April).Alan BerryBingley, West Yorkshire

• Assuming room temperature (ie dead).Dr John McGarry Barnstaple, Devon